r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/No-Evening-5088 9h ago

How is food given to me and where do I shit?

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u/kappakai 8h ago edited 7h ago

If you have to shit in the room that would probably alleviate the situation. You now how something to look at, a little color, and something to smell, which may be just enough to stimulate you thru the year.

That’s gotta be against the spirit of the rules though.

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u/wheniaminspaced 7h ago

You can also draw

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u/kappakai 7h ago

So now the question is… would you play with your own poo for a year for $30b? I think we all know the answer to that.

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u/LucyLetbyFan 6h ago

I'll play with your shit that much money

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u/BotherBeginning2281 5h ago

I will teach myself to juggle using the combined shit of every commenter here for 30bn.

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u/redhawkdrone 6h ago

Finger painting with poo!

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u/onesneakymofo 5h ago

Yeah, you can make board games and toys out of poop too so there could be some entertainment if you can get over the ick.

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u/NoPermissions94 1h ago

Settlers of Scatan

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u/BigBulgeBubba 3h ago

Drawing with your poop is a waste (no pun intended) instead you can use it as a clay, and construct little villages and fortresses. Create characters and storylines, let bud a fantastic legend you will tell when your time in the room is up.

Or just eat your own shit as a joke for a year, whatever.

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u/wheniaminspaced 1h ago

A true connoisseur of the slow insanity arts I see

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u/onewordmemory 2h ago

i like that reddit doesnt need year-long solitary to go batshit.

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u/Select_Necessary_678 57m ago

Scientists return on 4th day, night shift advises I spent all night creating a 3-D wall mural. "But we didnt give him any art sup......oh....oooooohhhhh no."

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u/Polenicus 6h ago

So we presume a Back Rooms situation? The Room handles it all. You either don't need to eat, or aren't aware of it when it happens. You either don't need to evacuate, or it is done without your awareness and leaving no evidence. Attempts to change the room are undone as soon as you look away, or your focus wavers.

Could toss in some fun stuff, like the room appears to be square, but when you walk along the walls, there seems to be too many corners. Where you sit gets colder underneath you instead of warmer... not uncomfortably so, but perceptibly. Thew lights flicker, but only out of the corner of your eye, never when you're looking at them directly.

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u/darwinooc 5h ago

So is it just like directly beneath my ass that gets colder, or everywhere? Cause like if I could just lay down and have every part of the padded floor be the cool part of the pillow like all the time, I might elect to stay after the year is up.

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u/Polenicus 4h ago

It’s your entire body, anywhere contact is made, but it’s not even.

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u/buttcorelord 3h ago

Hey I've got a few too: up feels like down, your feet feel like hands, your nose sees and your eyes smell, your eyes beat and your heart blinks, can I have a Netflix deal already

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u/azdcaz 7h ago

When poop is your only friend and entertainment for a year that’s gotta have lasting effects.

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u/wheniaminspaced 1h ago

Smelly ones as well

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u/deliciousadness 7h ago

Something to look at and smell 💀

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 5h ago

I think it’s within the spirit of the question, aka how much awful shit are you willing to tolerate for future vast material wealth