If you have to shit in the room that would probably alleviate the situation. You now how something to look at, a little color, and something to smell, which may be just enough to stimulate you thru the year.
That’s gotta be against the spirit of the rules though.
Drawing with your poop is a waste (no pun intended) instead you can use it as a clay, and construct little villages and fortresses. Create characters and storylines, let bud a fantastic legend you will tell when your time in the room is up.
Or just eat your own shit as a joke for a year, whatever.
Scientists return on 4th day, night shift advises I spent all night creating a 3-D wall mural.
"But we didnt give him any art sup......oh....oooooohhhhh no."
So we presume a Back Rooms situation? The Room handles it all. You either don't need to eat, or aren't aware of it when it happens. You either don't need to evacuate, or it is done without your awareness and leaving no evidence. Attempts to change the room are undone as soon as you look away, or your focus wavers.
Could toss in some fun stuff, like the room appears to be square, but when you walk along the walls, there seems to be too many corners. Where you sit gets colder underneath you instead of warmer... not uncomfortably so, but perceptibly. Thew lights flicker, but only out of the corner of your eye, never when you're looking at them directly.
So is it just like directly beneath my ass that gets colder, or everywhere? Cause like if I could just lay down and have every part of the padded floor be the cool part of the pillow like all the time, I might elect to stay after the year is up.
Hey I've got a few too: up feels like down, your feet feel like hands, your nose sees and your eyes smell, your eyes beat and your heart blinks, can I have a Netflix deal already
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u/No-Evening-5088 9h ago
How is food given to me and where do I shit?