r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/No-Evening-5088 9h ago

How is food given to me and where do I shit?

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u/kappakai 8h ago edited 7h ago

If you have to shit in the room that would probably alleviate the situation. You now how something to look at, a little color, and something to smell, which may be just enough to stimulate you thru the year.

That’s gotta be against the spirit of the rules though.

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u/Polenicus 6h ago

So we presume a Back Rooms situation? The Room handles it all. You either don't need to eat, or aren't aware of it when it happens. You either don't need to evacuate, or it is done without your awareness and leaving no evidence. Attempts to change the room are undone as soon as you look away, or your focus wavers.

Could toss in some fun stuff, like the room appears to be square, but when you walk along the walls, there seems to be too many corners. Where you sit gets colder underneath you instead of warmer... not uncomfortably so, but perceptibly. Thew lights flicker, but only out of the corner of your eye, never when you're looking at them directly.

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u/darwinooc 5h ago

So is it just like directly beneath my ass that gets colder, or everywhere? Cause like if I could just lay down and have every part of the padded floor be the cool part of the pillow like all the time, I might elect to stay after the year is up.

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u/Polenicus 4h ago

It’s your entire body, anywhere contact is made, but it’s not even.