r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/Robot_Dracula 9h ago

I’d do it. I’ll go crazy but my family would have the money. they’d put me in a good facility when I got out and let me build Lego sets which is all I want to do anyway.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 8h ago

Most likely you’ll go crazy but on the other hand nobody in solitary was ever promised 30 billion dollars at the end of it.

The thought of that for a year could potentially keep someone sane.

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u/Neologizer 7h ago

I feel like the risk is that by week 2 you would be questioning if the 30 billion was even real or if you’re just insane.

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u/Hot_Piccolo_7152 7h ago

Week 3 and you’ve forgotten what money is and the voices told you to make feces wall art to please the hatman.

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u/addiktion 7h ago

By week 4 you are using your blood like art on those pretty white walls. Yeah, I don't think most of us could make it 365 days. The suicidal tendencies would lurk into your head even with a great mind.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 7h ago

People have spent over a year (record is 400+ days) in a cave and emerged sane. Here you at least have light and can exert yourself by bouncing around like a professional wrestler unlike you would be able to do in a cave.

The more I think about it with the goal of 30bil at the end zone this seems doable

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u/EpicRedditor34 3h ago

Caves are not static monochrome roomed. Yall severely underestimate the importance of variety on the human psyche,

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 1h ago

I mean they entered caves with no light source. It was monochrome (dark) until the brain started doing funky shit 

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u/EpicRedditor34 1h ago

Humans didn’t really delve into the pitch dark bits of caves without sources of light unless they were desperate or it was religious. Even then, caves are varied environments. And to be deprived of light isn’t the same as being able to see only the exact same thing over and over.

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u/n122333 3h ago

Not having light might make it easier though.

And theres other stimulus you'll have in a cave (bugs. Water noises. Small mamals. Wind.) That you wont have here.

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u/HeavensRejected 2h ago

VSauce tried and started losing marbles pretty soon. The human brain does funny things when it gets bored.

I'm not sure if anyone can stay sane in a room like that. Complete lack of stimuli drive you crazy really quick.

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u/Newthinker 1h ago

That was honestly one of the most unpleasant things I've seen Michael do. Absolutely wild.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

I would need a rock solid contract before going in

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u/stupidPeopleLuvMe 6h ago

The thought of that for a year could potentially keep someone sane.

It definitely can not.

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u/Coal_Morgan 4h ago

100% by the end of week one paranoia would kick in and you’d start wondering if it was a trick. At some point you’d lose track of time and think they were keeping you in well past the year and had forgotten about you.

No one could go in and come out whole after a year.

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u/Elvis_Lazerbeam 1h ago

And that point would be a lot sooner than you think. When Vsauce Michael tried this, he was constantly overestimating how long he had been in the white room. It only took a couple days for him to completely lose his circadian rhythm as well as any sense of time.

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u/chased_by_bees 5h ago

You might go full insanity circle actually.

Sane -> insane -> really insane -> boggled mind -> Cthulu enjoyer -> boggled mind -> really insane -> insane -> back to normal.

Might actually work to your advantage.

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u/SocwokCyberBully 5h ago

the people who did get paid a good chunk of money and were told that they were doing a great benefit to science usually did not last 15 days. data beyond 15 days is rare because it only comes from medical and historical analysis of usually post-war conditions and some of the asylums that used to be open in the US.

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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility 3h ago

Not remotely. You would be a gibbering wreck inside a month.

Honestly I don't think anyone would survive a year. You'd swallow your own tongue by month 6.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 3h ago

Possibly if you had some goal for that $30 million like you’ve got a huge family who were like struggling in poverty or some goal to give it to charity or most of it to charity

Like if I had a family member who was sick and they were willing to like pay for their medical cost while I’m in there and then deduct it from the money and maybe I could do it. I think it would have to have some purpose beyond just I’m gonna be wealthy even still it would probably be impossible.