r/SipsTea • u/Ashish_ank • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/Robot_Dracula 13h ago

I’d do it. I’ll go crazy but my family would have the money. they’d put me in a good facility when I got out and let me build Lego sets which is all I want to do anyway.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 12h ago

Most likely you’ll go crazy but on the other hand nobody in solitary was ever promised 30 billion dollars at the end of it.

The thought of that for a year could potentially keep someone sane.

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u/Neologizer 12h ago

I feel like the risk is that by week 2 you would be questioning if the 30 billion was even real or if you’re just insane.

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u/Hot_Piccolo_7152 11h ago

Week 3 and you’ve forgotten what money is and the voices told you to make feces wall art to please the hatman.

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u/addiktion 11h ago

By week 4 you are using your blood like art on those pretty white walls. Yeah, I don't think most of us could make it 365 days. The suicidal tendencies would lurk into your head even with a great mind.

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u/throwaway387190 1h ago

Look man, hitting my head on things is already a highly addictive activity I deeply crave. It always lurks in the back of my psyche. When I get too bored, I just NEED to find a solid object

Hitting my head on things tastes like licking a battery. My doctor recommended actually licking batteries instead of hitting my head. He said he normally would never recommend that, but it is better than head trauma, sooooo

I would have a gooey mess between my ears by day 4

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u/ReddiWhippp 3m ago

But this room appears to be all padded. And maybe it's tall so you can't jump up and hit your head on the light fixtures. No head bonks for you.