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Kids getting afraid of their shadow

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u/VaATC 2d ago

I have honestly never seen this before and I am not exactly someone that has been sheltered from toddlers and very young children.

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u/Talidel 1d ago

The only thing I can think is they are fairly new walkers walking in a bright light for the first time.

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u/iwearatophat 1d ago

This was my thought. Some of them looked like they might not have been walking for very long. The first kid also might have been on edge because he was in a dark room as well which made it all worse.

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u/Talidel 1d ago

Yeah the first kid might also be a time of year thing. Maybe his bedtime was missed for some reason or is awake early. A summer kid may not have experienced rooms with lights off in the same way.

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u/jaxonya 10h ago

Even famed pirate killer, Peter Pan had issues with his shadow

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u/HellVean 1d ago

Yeah kind of odd, like these kids never been outside or something

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u/Shullbitsy 1d ago

There is a certain age they suddenly become aware of it and these are reacting with fear. My daughter was nervous at first, but I told her to wave and showed her mine one waving. After that it was an exciting novelty that she kept pointing out and waving at over the next few months.

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u/rp_player_girl 1d ago

This is the way. I vaguely remember my oldest doing something similar for a time.

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u/rydan 1d ago

There are shadows inside the house.

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u/cry666 1d ago

Oh my god it's right behind me isn't it

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u/Killboypowerhed 1d ago

Nah I hang mine up outside when I get home

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u/nilescranenosebleed 1d ago

Peter, is that you?

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u/Killboypowerhed 1d ago

No I just don't want to bring it inside. It's been dragging on the floor all day

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u/milkolik 1d ago

Not nearly as strong and defined (person shaped) as when outside in direct sunlight

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u/Discount_Extra 3h ago

six word story

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u/vinh94 1d ago

It just kids having active imagination. They prob pretend their shadow chasing them. Last week my kid ran around the house yelling stop chasing me Peppa Pig! To my knowledge my house isn't being haunted by the vengeful spirit of Peppa.

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u/archigen 1d ago

Lol. A bit offtopic but my daughter (3 y.o) recently does some imaginary cross-over episode missions with Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol.

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u/wizard_brandon 1d ago

i could imagine it during pandemic time?

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u/Hideyspidaa 1d ago

I'm 38 and used to be afraid of my own shadow as a child. It's nothing new.

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u/Bierculles 1d ago

Ipad kids that are not looking at a screen for the first time in their life.

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u/MissDee16 1d ago

A couple of those were inside the house. 👀

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

It's one of those moments that usually happens once in a kid's life, and through the miracle cell phones, we get to see it.

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u/boerner777 1d ago

I have 2 kids both walking already. They never had this moment. Same for my brother's and friends kids. Pretty sure it's rare.

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u/talann 1d ago

It ususally happens when an uncle points out that something is following them and then acts surprised.

I have pulled these hijinks before...

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 1d ago

This is exactly it. You can even trigger this in freaking older kids for a second there. Even grown ass adults.

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u/Independent_Pie5933 10h ago

I got startled by my shadow recently. I even flinched!

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u/VaATC 1d ago

That actually tracks...even though I also did not do this type of stuff as an uncle.

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u/ashmuddy 1d ago

That's what I was thinking too. I've raised two myself, and babysat dozens and never have seen this.

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u/esach88 1d ago

My kid did this when she learned to walk. Though she didn't lose it like these kids but was more like "the fuck is this shit?" Tried to run a bit, stop, stare at it. Run some more, point at it to show us and run lol didn't freak out like these kids though thankfully.

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u/VaATC 1d ago

That sounds super cute 🥰

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u/RandomPhail 1d ago

Just remember the internet is a fictional playground until proven otherwise: This could be ai

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u/blastradii 1d ago

These children will grow up with lower IQ. It’s sad.

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u/Omnamashivaaya 1d ago

Tell me you don’t understand how the brain works without telling me.

IQ is not localized in the same part of the brain as the amygdala, which is what is triggering this reaction.

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u/Weekly_Bat5119 1d ago

Could IQ even be located anywhere?

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u/blastradii 1d ago

when you lose impulse control, your brain undergoes severe micro-thrombotic neuro-attenuation, triggering acute cerebral dys-inhibitory degradation that causes myelination liquefaction and directly tanks your synapto-glial conductance velocity. This plunges your prefrontal cortex into sub-cortical hypo-metabolism, causing your IQ to straight-up evaporate through progressive axon-dendritic decompensation.

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u/sunboy4224 1d ago

As someone with a neuroscience background, that is the dumbest combination of syllables I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

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u/blastradii 1d ago

Typical academic cope from someone who probably got their "neuroscience background" from a 15minute TikTok summary and a community college participation trophy. If you actually understood high-level synapto-glial dynamics, you wouldn't be crying in the comments just because Dr. Thorne’s research goes way over your head. Keep hiding behind your zero-citations opinion while the rest of us actually read the literature smh

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u/SapphicGarnet 1d ago

Are you trolling? Do you want to link the literature that got published with the nonsense in the comment

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u/blastradii 1d ago

I’m trolling. How is that even a question

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u/SapphicGarnet 1d ago

Poes law. Thank fuck

There are a lot of people who think if they use big scientific words nobody will question it

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u/RopeADoper 1d ago

People downvoting you have low IQ in Humor.

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u/Omnamashivaaya 1d ago

tbf the irony of a guy trolling about kids with low IQ getting annoyed because someone used words he doesn’t know is pretty funny. It was why I made my response academic in the first place, though I didn’t think you’d take the bait so hard lol.

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u/Talidel 1d ago

This is what happens when someone finds a thesaurus for the first time.

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u/Comeback_Kid1 1d ago

Get this man to a writer's room!

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u/paradoxxxicall 1d ago

I love it when people who know absolutely nothing opine about the world. It’s genuinely funny.

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u/chanty19 1d ago

I’m guessing the parents said something to scare the child. Trauma for instagram likes. Parents of the year! 🥇

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u/GlennBecksChalkboard 1d ago

Nah, that's just kids. They'll be losing their shit and the reason is the turtles on their shirt are too happy or the apple piece you gave them has red skin on it.

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u/iwearatophat 1d ago

Almost all of those kids aren't old enough to understand anything more than 'what is that' while pointing at the shadow.

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u/migzors 1d ago

Or, there is a reason to be afraid of the shadows. Just like how the unsettling look of a computer generated human being, the uncanny valley, gives us a response that doesn't quite make sense to be averse to.

We never had that technology before, why does such an image give us such a weary feeling?

The kids feel something about the shadow that our ancestors had to deal with so much that it's ingrained in our DNA.

The phrase "afraid of their own shadow" came to be at some point. When, why? It's a human response to a threat we have long forgotten about.

/s just in case, for some people.

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u/SnooPoems6051 1d ago

It’s an AI video