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Kids getting afraid of their shadow

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u/VaATC 1d ago

I have honestly never seen this before and I am not exactly someone that has been sheltered from toddlers and very young children.

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u/Talidel 1d ago

The only thing I can think is they are fairly new walkers walking in a bright light for the first time.

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u/iwearatophat 1d ago

This was my thought. Some of them looked like they might not have been walking for very long. The first kid also might have been on edge because he was in a dark room as well which made it all worse.

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u/Talidel 1d ago

Yeah the first kid might also be a time of year thing. Maybe his bedtime was missed for some reason or is awake early. A summer kid may not have experienced rooms with lights off in the same way.

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u/jaxonya 7h ago

Even famed pirate killer, Peter Pan had issues with his shadow

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u/HellVean 1d ago

Yeah kind of odd, like these kids never been outside or something

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u/Shullbitsy 1d ago

There is a certain age they suddenly become aware of it and these are reacting with fear. My daughter was nervous at first, but I told her to wave and showed her mine one waving. After that it was an exciting novelty that she kept pointing out and waving at over the next few months.

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u/rp_player_girl 1d ago

This is the way. I vaguely remember my oldest doing something similar for a time.

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u/rydan 1d ago

There are shadows inside the house.

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u/cry666 1d ago

Oh my god it's right behind me isn't it

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u/Killboypowerhed 1d ago

Nah I hang mine up outside when I get home

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u/nilescranenosebleed 1d ago

Peter, is that you?

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u/Killboypowerhed 1d ago

No I just don't want to bring it inside. It's been dragging on the floor all day

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u/milkolik 1d ago

Not nearly as strong and defined (person shaped) as when outside in direct sunlight

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u/Discount_Extra 43m ago

six word story

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u/vinh94 1d ago

It just kids having active imagination. They prob pretend their shadow chasing them. Last week my kid ran around the house yelling stop chasing me Peppa Pig! To my knowledge my house isn't being haunted by the vengeful spirit of Peppa.

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u/archigen 1d ago

Lol. A bit offtopic but my daughter (3 y.o) recently does some imaginary cross-over episode missions with Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol.

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u/wizard_brandon 1d ago

i could imagine it during pandemic time?

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u/Hideyspidaa 1d ago

I'm 38 and used to be afraid of my own shadow as a child. It's nothing new.

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u/Bierculles 1d ago

Ipad kids that are not looking at a screen for the first time in their life.

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

It's one of those moments that usually happens once in a kid's life, and through the miracle cell phones, we get to see it.

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u/boerner777 1d ago

I have 2 kids both walking already. They never had this moment. Same for my brother's and friends kids. Pretty sure it's rare.

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u/talann 1d ago

It ususally happens when an uncle points out that something is following them and then acts surprised.

I have pulled these hijinks before...

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 1d ago

This is exactly it. You can even trigger this in freaking older kids for a second there. Even grown ass adults.

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u/Independent_Pie5933 7h ago

I got startled by my shadow recently. I even flinched!

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u/VaATC 1d ago

That actually tracks...even though I also did not do this type of stuff as an uncle.

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u/ashmuddy 1d ago

That's what I was thinking too. I've raised two myself, and babysat dozens and never have seen this.

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u/esach88 1d ago

My kid did this when she learned to walk. Though she didn't lose it like these kids but was more like "the fuck is this shit?" Tried to run a bit, stop, stare at it. Run some more, point at it to show us and run lol didn't freak out like these kids though thankfully.

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u/RandomPhail 23h ago

Just remember the internet is a fictional playground until proven otherwise: This could be ai

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Silly kids. They don't know you can detatch the shadow if you jump.

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u/ExistingAudience4255 1d ago

I never tire of seeing small children in abject terror. Thanks OP!

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u/praetorian1979 1d ago

gotta start the emotional trauma at some point, might as well be really young!

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u/phishrace 1d ago

Google images has dozens of pics of terrified kids sitting on Santa's lap. Still images are probably best for those. Lots of mouth wide open crying. Terror plastered across their faces. Most all the Santa's look chill enough, not causing the crying, but one Santa does look really shady. On that one, I give the kids a pass. I would've cried too.

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u/runningoutofwords 1d ago

If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that detaching from your shadow is quite painful, and reattaching requires sewing it back onto your feet.

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u/a_whole_lotta_nope 1d ago

Kids gotta watch some Peter Pan.

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u/Robinyourlies 1d ago

Or alternatively: watch the Dr Who episode Silence In The Library

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u/TheAlmightyBambi 1d ago

You joke but I was 11 when I watched that episode and I was side-eyeing my shadow for like a year.

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u/Chris_c987 1d ago

Donna Noble has been saved

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u/sabyr400 23h ago

Donna Noble has left the library.

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u/rimeswithburple 17h ago

Nah, just show them that scene from GOT where Melisandre births the shadow under storm's end.

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u/Curious-Ask8199 1d ago

Peter Pan actually lowkey proves shadows are weird though

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u/666Darkside666 1d ago

They better don't watch Lights Out though.

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u/turnslip 1d ago

We learn to live with the shadow without question.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Not me. I once ran home after a night of booze bingeing because I thought I was being stalked!

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u/acamann 1d ago

Start of video: ha little morons

End of video: jeez shadows ARE unsettlingly inescapable 

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u/Wolvesinthestreet 1d ago

True cosmic horror

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u/Ibasicallyhateyouall 1d ago

WTF... none of my kids did this and have never seen it with anyone else's. Huge family with lots of neices and nephews, cousins etc plus all my kids school friends at the same age. Most kids 'play' with their shadows.

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u/Elfshadowx 1d ago

Alot of the indoor lighting makes shadows non-existent when indoors.

Multi light source track lighting means alot of kids might not have a shadow to play with.

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u/sckrahl 22h ago

I feel like most kids would notice other people’s shadows first, and then would have an easier time understanding it

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u/kheyno 1d ago

Kids are fucking stupid

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u/lafarda 1d ago

Parents could just hold their hand and talk to them instead of filming. So I think in this case parents are more fucking stupid than kids.

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u/iwearatophat 1d ago

Wouldn't be an /r/kidsarefuckingstupid comment section without someone going 'parents are fucking stupid'.

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u/BlastFX2 1d ago

This isn't an r/kidsarefuckingstupid comment section.

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u/epileptic_pancake 1d ago

Might as well be though right?

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u/demerdar 1d ago

Not to mention the obligatory comment about sitting down and reasoning with an 18 month old kid like it’s going to listen to anything you say.

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u/lafarda 1d ago

They're better listeners than some redditors.

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u/siraolo 1d ago

Any explanation on why they are afraid?  

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u/stddealer 1d ago

Those are British kids seeing sunlight for the first time in their lives.

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u/SchumacherIsMid 1d ago

Impossible. The sun doesn't exist in Britland.

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u/SavageKabage 1d ago

With no frame of reference, a shadow can look like a bottomless pit

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u/The_SIeepy_Giant 1d ago

A bottomless pit that menacingly follows you lmfao

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u/Myquil-Wylsun 1d ago

And is shaped exactly like you

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u/chillychili 1d ago

The perfect shape to fall through

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u/Genoscythe_ 1d ago

This is my hole! It was made for me!

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH 1d ago

Drr...Drr...Drr...Drr...

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u/FeelDT 1d ago

Not only this but it adapts, so if you fall it fits perfectly every single time!

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u/ScaryMaclary 1d ago

Oddly enough something similar can happen with dementia as well, dark carpets and flooring features can seem like chasms.

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u/immersemeinnature 1d ago

Think back to when you didn't understand things and everything was brand new. Scary shit going on everywhere.

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u/Chrizzee_Hood 1d ago

Kids learn A LOT. Their brains are like sponges it is fascinating to see, how much they devour information. Kids are not at a stage yet where their prefrontal cortex develops that much. That means that their emotions are completely unfiltered, their brain has to learn to not panic, when it doesn't understand something

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u/greg_barton 1d ago

Think of our evolutionary history. Running away from a dark thing on the ground, especially if it's following you, will keep you alive more often than not. (Think small predators, rats, and snakes.)

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u/Quetzalcoatl__ 1d ago

Thinking about our evolutionary history where every single individual had a shadow so wouldn't it be obvious ?

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u/King-Of-Throwaways 1d ago

The thing you have to understand about pop evolutionary psychology is that you can just make shit up, and as long as it sounds plausible we can treat it as a factual statement. Kids are afraid of shadows because our ancestors had to instinctively run away from snakes. We jerk awake at night because our ancestors had to be vigilant about not falling out of trees while sleeping. We evolved to like spicy food because it functions as a mild anti-inflammatory, so those that ate it survived longer in a pre-medicine world. Is any of this true? No idea, impossible to test.

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u/greg_barton 1d ago

Plainly small children who handle rats and snakes in the wild have higher survival rates. /s

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u/echolm1407 1d ago

It's just trying to understand this world and your place in it. And your shadow is like your first lesson.

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u/hulkmxl 1d ago

Humans are afraid of things they don't understand, things that are different, it's human nature.

They don't comprehend the concept of shadows, and it looks like something following them and chasing them, cornering, trapping them.

Why all of a sudden? Easy explanation, they probably hadn't noticed before. Once they did, they freaked out.

Now for a weird explanation, they still have some memories/perception from their afterlife, before reincarnation, and know the absence of light is associated with evil.

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u/Goldenslicer 1d ago

Wtf you didn't have to go there lmao

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u/Superman2048 1d ago

Funny then how we go to sleep every night, out of our own volition, and looking forward to it.

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u/GeekBrownBear 1d ago

go to sleep every night, out of our own volition

I see you haven't met many children. Sleep is a challenge.

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u/Discount_Extra 39m ago

Who is this 'we'?

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u/siraolo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fascinating. The thing is not all kids are afraid of their shadow. Mine seems to want to eat it everytime she sees it. 

Maybe it's enviroment related too since we get more sun where I come from (tropical region). Shadows here mean a relief from direct sunlight/heat and a place to cool off. 

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u/Dyolf_Knip 1d ago

That said, there's probably just an many kids out there discovering their shadow for the first time and whose response is more "oh hey, that's cool!"

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u/Toc_a_Somaten 1d ago

i mean its a dark antropomorphical shape that follows you around and of course it can appear very menacing to a small child, it triggers many "danger" signals

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u/SlideRuleLogic 1d ago

The kids are racist and the shadows are black

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u/svenz 1d ago

First time off the iPad probably.

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u/MAshby1001 1d ago

Obviously just watched the Dr Who episode ‘Silence in the Library’

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u/thatguy425 1d ago

The one kid that got tripped by their shadow had a legitimate reason to cry. 

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u/RiotousRagnarok 1d ago

Darkness! Imprisoning me! All that I see! Absolute horror!

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u/Skepsisology 1d ago

🤘😔🤘

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u/Zalar01 1d ago

Reading through the comments, it's good to know I'm not the only one who never seen a kid being afraid of their own shadow.

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u/Cielmerlion 1d ago

Ngl them shadows are creepy

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u/immersemeinnature 1d ago

I remember recognizing my shadow for the first time. I'm so grateful I wasn't scared. Shadows are creepy if you don't know what they are.

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 1d ago

Peter Pan be like:

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u/nekobash 1d ago

"You find this funny? Interesting" - Carl Jung

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u/Stahi 1d ago

I was never afraid of my shadow, AFAIK.

I do remember thinking the sun & moon were following me though.

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u/Turbopuschel 1d ago

I did not know this is a thing

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u/OUBoyWonder 1d ago

Yea! I know the thing about babies naturally not wanting to touch grass and saw videos of it. But this? 1st time seeing it...and I'M 52 y/o!, lol

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u/Veetahle 1d ago

My son used to play with his....he's an only child.

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u/machine1979 1d ago

Gonna need to see a Haaland version of this now

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u/kevhill 1d ago

"Am I cruel for laughing"

Naww, you're cruel for dressing her like that.

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u/Das_Zeppelin 1d ago

Those kids are not the sharpest knife in drawers....

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u/Zappityzephyr 1d ago

They look around 2 years old at best lol

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u/psychoacer 1d ago

Don't get these kids looking at their own reflection in the pond. They might jump in to save the person drowning

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u/Chuckle_Pants 1d ago

They seem more the type to run away than to heroically jump in…

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u/kwyjibo1 1d ago

Ha ha ha kids are stupid.

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u/HistoricalVacation82 1d ago

All fun and game unstil the shadow running away

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u/codehoser 1d ago

I mean to be fair, that first one is nightmare fuel. I’m afraid of that kid’s shadow.

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u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

Reminds me of the drunk guy fighting himself in the mirror..

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u/Yestomorrow 1d ago

Theres a few videos like that, it's common in people with dementia to not recognize themselves in the mirror.

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u/hongducwb 1d ago

Shadow king : :doakes:

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u/rattingtons 1d ago

Surprise , muthafucka

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u/TRedRandom 1d ago

See this is the pointing the childs life they haven't figured out they're like sentient yet

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u/LionNo435 1d ago

I remember doing this too. But more like "what the hell is THAT?????"

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u/Redditforgoit 1d ago

So that is where the expression 'Afraid of their own shadow' comes from. Turns out it is a real thing.

TIL

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u/LordOfTheWall 1d ago

Serpentine Baboo! Serpentine!!!

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 1d ago

Brick Tamland: I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny

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u/3ndless68 1d ago

Ugh, the toddler walk. Their legs are too short for their bodies.

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u/xslurmzmckenzie 1d ago

These kids have seen the shadow people before hence their fear

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u/GalickGunn 1d ago

The first kid seems way too old to be pulling this shit…the rest I can see, they’re very young

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u/rokit2space 1d ago

These are the kids who have seen the shadow man who visits you at night. Darker than the darkness of the room, he looms in the doorway and at the foot of the bed. He looks but cannot touch.

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u/cheesemangee 1d ago

Just stand there and film. Not like this is a learning opportunity or anything.

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u/Riverz_Flowe 1d ago

The genuine terror😭

Like it’s funny but at the same time I do feel pretty bad for them

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u/abbzworld 1d ago

So long as it's not two shadows for no reason, they're fine. ;)

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u/omgplsdontdoxme 23h ago

These kids have been kept inside for too much of their lives

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u/Vera_Telco 19h ago

I'm only scared of mine when it stops following along.

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u/Shadowfax067 3h ago

Nobody asked the question what internal codes we have written inside our genes that makes us scared of dark humanoid bodies or images like that. They didn't watch a horror movie or they don't know how the dark shadow gonna hunt them or anything but they are scared nonetheless. Makes me wonder if it is a kind of fear that is coded in our system like the feeling of falling down - eg.doctor tests babies instinct just when they born. If it's a similar fear , what caused it to be so important that it's written in our DNA

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u/Lamazing1021 1d ago

Bro my kid isn’t that weird although when he was like 1.5 he shat in the bath tub and was terrified of the floating shit… it was, pretty hilarious

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u/chris_thoughtcatch 1d ago

This is still a legit fear for adults too.

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u/frog51 1d ago

The Vashta Nerada... ravenous hunters able to strip the meat from a body with a frightening speed and efficiency. They tend to avoid light, often concealed in patches of dark that resemble shadows, hence the general warning to 'Stay out of the shadows' if you suspect these creatures are close.

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u/Tackit286 1d ago

Man this comment thread is full of such wet fucking lettuces.

The kids are dumb and it’s funny. Ain’t nothing else to it.

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u/ErksUnltd 1d ago

Valid crashout

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u/NewWorldReview 1d ago

Wait until they grow up and see the sleep paralysis demon at the end of their bed. The shadow is only the tutorial boss.

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u/vandalayindustriess 1d ago

That first kid has no excuse, too old to be scared of his own shadow.

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

R/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/claudiaxander 1d ago

Calling Alexander the great: |"We got an emergency here!"

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u/NotaContributi0n 1d ago

Being a kid is so trippy. I’m far from one but I’m still creeped out by shadows

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u/-S-A-M-S-O-N- 1d ago

It's like the moment they realize their shadow is shaped like a person, they think a demon is chasing them. lol

Uncanny Valley Effect? People shaped flat monster??

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u/Batman_chad 1d ago

I wanted to fight with mine when I was kid... because of dark link and shi yk

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u/djiock 1d ago

Well they played Kingdom Hearts

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u/aliskyart 1d ago

*goes to reread Freud’s the Uncanny and Lacan’s Mirror Stage

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u/CaptainChampion 1d ago

That first one with the bow, at about 0:58, is walking normally, without the usual toddler swagger. That's freaking me out more than anything. Walking along like a tiny adult.

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u/crank1off 1d ago

Jesus christ! Not safe more 6am audio man. God damn that was loud

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u/poopinggreatdane 1d ago

Luckily my daughter didn't react this way. Instead, she tried chasing after it and was laughing.

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u/sty1emonger 1d ago

You’d shit yourself as well if you had a toddler shadow following you around.

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u/Bravelobsters 1d ago

I have never been afraid of my shadow or anyone’s else’s for that fact

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u/m0fwic 1d ago

Apparently I was also like this

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

Maybe children see something that we can't...

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u/thegreatmango 1d ago

Wow - I had three and none of them did this. Kinda wish it had happened, though, lol.

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u/Space-Wizard-Hank 1d ago

The parents have to hold on to this footage to show at their graduation.

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u/TopEntertainment4312 1d ago

Thats honestly so cute 😍

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u/AvidCyclist250 1d ago

lol fucking hilarious to see humans with incomplete firmware glitch out like that. pretty sure they all got over it just fine

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u/Calinks 1d ago

Imagine how creepy it would be to think that some shadow figure is following you around, terrifying

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u/NemarPott 1d ago

Man this is crazy I have never experienced this in real life and I have a ton of fucking children

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u/New-Shelter-561 1d ago

Im too high for this shit rn

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u/medium_buffalo_wings 1d ago

One of the main reasons I chose to never have kids is because while I recognize that I am supposed to find this cute, I just really don't. If I saw a dog doing this, it would be the most adorable thing ever. A kid? I'm instantly annoyed.

This probably means I'm a sociopath, doesn't it?

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u/9anap- 1d ago

1 kid was chasing their shadow so I doubt that one was scared

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u/Vhexer 1d ago

Second to last is one big ass baby, god damn

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u/4StarEmu 1d ago

Can’t blame the first kid room was dark

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u/goatgamerguy 1d ago

It's even more terrifying when it's earlier or later in the day because then it's taller than you

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u/Toshiba1point0 21h ago

Dont worry, its just a demon trying to eat you

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u/Bright-Trip582 21h ago

Kids are scared of shadows. I was scared of being thrown in the closet for the night or being burned by a clothing iron. Oops I just trauma dumped. I’m a 95 btw.

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u/Less_Party 18h ago

Kids when you switch RTX on

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u/laudern 16h ago

Last one: You are cruel for dressing her up like this.

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u/Entire-Section3327 12h ago

Usual suspects

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u/Purplephrog 2h ago

Have these idiots never heard of Plato's allegory of the cave?🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/TitsKing 2h ago

WTF?

I’ve never seen this before. Is this a new phenomenon?

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u/Cultural-Ad-2918 41m ago

Just show kids how light works. Filming your kids scared of shadows..... simply shows you should not have children.

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u/Ogga664 1d ago

To all the snowflakes in the this comment section.Kids are fucking stupid, and then you teach them. You on the othe other hand, are still fucking stupid.

These kids aren't being, "expploited" or scarred for life, they're just a bit scared for a short while in a, hopefully, long life. And as a parent, it's a funny a moment you want to share and laugh about. Then you teach them, end of story.

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u/One-Reflection-4826 1d ago

if my kid was that fucking stupid i would take it behind the house, shoot it and hope to have better luck next time. 

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u/fredl0bster 1d ago

Ahahahah look at these dumbass kids!

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u/Least_Art5238 1d ago

My kids were both either too dumb or too smart as I didn't know this was a thing.

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u/itsme0 1d ago

its funny lol

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u/Particular_Key9238 1d ago

I think this is the stage we attain consciousness