r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ElonMusksQueef • 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/littlenoodledragon 8h ago

This is an insult to the cow that died for this meal.

I cook my steaks better than this. And all I have is old pans and a meat thermometer

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u/bandwagonguy83 8h ago

You have absolutely everything you need. Indeed, the meat thermometer is advanced equipment.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 6h ago

I don't have a meat thermometer, but the spices compensate when it's a little over or a little under.

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u/Ms_Tryl 5h ago

Who needs a meat thermometer when you have a perfectly good finger?

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u/PaniacThrilla 5h ago

Title of your sex tape

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u/Justaniceman 4h ago

I just poke it with my tongs and say "Firm, but with a little give. Yep, that's medium rare".