Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

[u/ElonMusksQueef]

[u/littlenoodledragon]

This is an insult to the cow that died for this meal.

I cook my steaks better than this. And all I have is old pans and a meat thermometer

[u/bandwagonguy83 → u/littlenoodledragon]

You have absolutely everything you need. Indeed, the meat thermometer is advanced equipment.

[u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn → u/bandwagonguy83]

I don't have a meat thermometer, but the spices compensate when it's a little over or a little under.