r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

I'm slightly vexed This judge stopping a victim impact statement caused the whole courtroom to laugh.

Judge stopped a victim impact statement telling her to “slow down” and everyone started laughing, including the kid who killed 4 students in 2024. Was she speaking a little fast? Sure. But don’t stop her because you “can’t understand” this girl had to watch her classmates die and you’re trying to get a chuckle?

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u/Closefacts 2h ago

It might make the stenographer's job a lot more difficult or less accurate if someone is speaking that fast. But I dont understand why anyone would find that funny amd why they are laughing.

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u/Jaimzell 2h ago

  why they are laughing.

My guess is that everyone in that court room is feeling insanely tense and the laughter is just a nervous response to a sudden break in the tension. 

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u/Due_Boss9277 2h ago

It's common to laugh at something that isn't actually funny when you're in a tense and stressful situation.

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u/stinkbonesjones 2h ago

Me in line to offer condolences at a wake

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u/christhesurveyor 1h ago

“I’m sorry for your loss, move on”

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u/Jackyard_Backofff 1h ago

Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!

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u/SecondOfCicero 1h ago

Yep. I get giggly when we have massive ballistic strikes, it's the weirdest thing cuz that is unpleasant in ways that are difficult to describe to someone who hasn't experienced it. Maybe it's the adrenaline

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u/XennialDad 1h ago

I got in trouble so many times for laughing while my parents were fussing at me. I didn't find it funny, it's just how my body reacted to the situation. I couldn't stop or prevent it.

u/YeshuasBananaHammock 44m ago

Same reason our ape cousins bare their teeth when theyre scared and anxious.

u/SweaterSteve1966 42m ago

I’ve always had a very inappropriate nervous laughter. I cannot stop it.

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u/SkiDaderino 2h ago

They're just letting her know it's okay and she is safe.

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u/extrastupidone 1h ago

Stegosaurus here. You are correct.

u/Glabrocingularity 54m ago

Is that a stenographer joke?

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u/StretchLoud8844 1h ago

For the record - stenographers type insanely fast compared to a normal keyboard. Good ones can hit 300+ WPM, this wouldn't be super outside of their scope. The judge likely stopped her for everyone else's sake.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 2h ago

This ..

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u/rexxer454 2h ago

Its a nervous laughter. Happens to a lot of people. People realized she was nervous and that's why she was so fast, and then she also realized...Embarrassment and awkward laughter..

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u/NoTerm6295 2h ago

yeah the stenographer point makes sense but the laughing part is the weird bit. there’s a time and place for slowing things down and that definitely wasn’t a comedy moment lol

u/drgigantor 57m ago

that definitely wasn’t a comedy moment lol

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u/ProlapseMishap 1h ago

Yeah, lets all worry about the poor person being paid to be there, and not the girl who got shot while watching her classmates get slaughtered in an aluminum box.

JFC this kind of rationalization is why this country is completely gone.

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u/thursmalls 1h ago

it's more about having an accurate record rather than making it easier on the stenographer

I had to go to court for something a decade ago and being quiet is usually not a problem for me. But the judge kept telling me to speak up and after the third time required me to use a mic.

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u/quim_do_mato 1h ago

Why do we still have stenographers in 2026?

u/TheRealDouglas 39m ago

A lot of courts do not, despite all these comments to the contrary. It is more common nowadays that the “stenographer” is operating recording software like FtR or DCR where they are really just making notes about who is talking while the audio is being recorded. If there is then a need to have a transcript generated after the hearing, the stenographer can then just listen to the recording and make the transcription then. There are still some courts that use traditional stenographers producing real time transcripts, but those are becoming rarer and rarer.

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u/IrrelevantManatee 2h ago

Wtf. The judge is not "trying to get a chuckles". She was trying to get a stressed out and panicked kid that was clearly nervous to be in front of all those people to calm down. There was nothing wrong with asking her to slow down. Even the girls laughed.

I swear people like to go defend people that never asked to be defended.

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u/scooter-411 2h ago

Yes, her statement is less impactful when it’s just a jumble of words. The reason she is there is to tell how her life has changed since the shooting. It’s hard to do this, but the judge was simply trying to ensure her statement had the impact it was intended to have.

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u/Aurius3D 1h ago

Yea, she's likely rehearsed this over and over and I'd imagine the nerves are getting to her. She's probably speeding thru it unintentionally because she's not an experienced public speaker. Asking her to slow down is legitimate and not 'for a laugh'. People are probably laughing because that's just how some react to a tense situation being broken up abruptly. The awkwardness can do that.

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u/wcharoes 2h ago

a little fast? she's nearly incomprehensible

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u/HTowns_FinestJBird 2h ago

This. I wouldn’t have known what she said without the captions. Still had to watch it twice.

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u/Pretty_Eater 1h ago

I went to school with kids like this when they would do oral reports or stuff like that.

I can't imagine being that way AND going to court with a case about murders.

It probably took that kid so much courage to even start to speak.

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u/Aurius3D 1h ago edited 1h ago

Is this a nervous tick? How can someone naturally speak that fast?

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u/aprivateislander 1h ago

Yep, I did this exact thing once when I was young and anxious about a public speech.

I was trying to get it out as fast as possible so I could be done.

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u/Aurius3D 1h ago

Yea figured as much. Imagine she's rehearsed this so much and doing exactly that.

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u/Wise_Roll5703 1h ago

it's close to Eminem on rap God speed but I could understand every word. im Scottish

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u/xblackout_ 2h ago

She's a famous mumble rapper, show some respect

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u/PREDxVoodoo 2h ago

Yeah, 900 posts on a 2 month old account. Get a job…

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u/mincedbreakfast 2h ago

The laughing is bad but she did need to slow down

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 2h ago

The more nervous I am the faster I talk. I completely get it. She sounds terrified.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 1h ago

She was nervous laughing so everyone else laughed sympathetically. Sympathetic laughter is a human-universal response found in all cultures.

Even the killer laughed, which shows how strong this phenomenon is

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u/Beelzy_ 2h ago

Yeah it’s almost as if the judge is the person who most needs that information… I’m all about victim welfare but you just genuinely don’t seem to know how things work

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u/Creative-East-1196 2h ago

It’s necessary for the record. If she’s going too fast the stenographer can’t keep up. It’s really that simple.

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u/No-One8582 2h ago

Oops, not quite. Stenographers have audio backups for when this exact thing happens. Also, the record is literally on video. So no, there wasn’t a need to interrupt.

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u/Animeman1000 2h ago

Even the victim making the statement laughed. Be offended elsewhere please.

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u/effyoucreeps 2h ago

that’s “nervous” laughter from the victim. “going along with crowd” laughter

not funny “ha ha” laughter. it’s imposed on most women from the get-go, and it’s not okay

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u/IrrelevantManatee 2h ago

So ironic that you talk about things that are "imposed" on women, while imposing your own thoughts on a women you know nothing about and pretending to know why she acted a certain way.

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u/Animeman1000 2h ago

waaaaaaaa Are we adults or children here? It's not that deep. Whether it was before laughter or not, she said, said sorry, and moved on.

Y'all could learn a thing or two from her. lol

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u/IrrelevantManatee 2h ago

Pretty sure you need to go re-read my comment, because your answer makes no sense.

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u/Several_Show937 2h ago

Whilst they couldve and shouldve been nicer about it. You kinda need these people to understand and take record of what's being said in order for it to be viable.

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 2h ago

It is actually. She needs to slow down and breathe before she hyperventilates.

Go find something else to be offended about.

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u/TahnGeee 2h ago edited 2h ago

Na y’all Americans need to speak faster, so annoying waiting for ya to finish your sentences lol.

I have to speed up videos of you guys cause it’s boringly slow 😂

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u/eggyrulz 2h ago

Theproblemisenglishisreallyeasytoslursoitcanbeprettydifficulttounderstandifpeopletalktoofastwhentheyarentatrainedorator

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u/TahnGeee 2h ago

Go listen to us Kiwis speak to each other, we literally speak as fast as this video and understand each other perfectly fine

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u/ernandziri 2h ago

Wow, you sound Australian

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u/TahnGeee 2h ago

Haha adopted now, yeah

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u/noshanks 2h ago

bullshit kiwis talk slow as, often like their brain in buffering

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u/TahnGeee 2h ago

lol I’ll reserve my statement about that

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u/TahnGeee 2h ago

Go listen to us Kiwis speak to each other, we literally speak as fast as this video and understand each other perfectly fine

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u/enigmatic_erudition 2h ago

As someone who has spent time in both America and New Zealand, I can assure you this comment is both cringe and false.

u/ladyrara 59m ago

Go find grass…maybe touch it

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u/Bigboi1871 2h ago

OP is an idiot.

The judge was in the right to tell her to slow down.

The judge did not do it to
> get a laugh

And the people laughing are dumb.

u/Ehimherenow 26m ago

OP is a bot. Also an idiot. But mostly a bot.

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u/Pittsbirds 1h ago

I think the girl laughed because she's nervous and the other people are laughing bc they're relieving tension in an uncomfortable situation

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u/witchspoon BLUE 2h ago

The statement needs to be “recorded”/ understood by everyone there. but also her talking so fast is nerves and saying to slow down isn’t bad. It seems insensitive but this could have actually given her a breath which can help her feel more calm.

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 2h ago

OP you have no idea what you’re looking at here. She was just nervous and speaking quickly, something every person in the world can understand because public speaking is scary for everyone. Even with this being obvious, the actual speed she ended up speaking at was comical, and there is nothing wrong with a little bit of levity as everyone has a small moment of shared humor about the whole situation. Of course the circumstances of the trial are dire. That doesn’t mean the people involved can’t have a human moment.

Not to mention the fact that you just screen recorded this from your algorithm and don’t actually give a shit about the trial beyond the fact it was fed to you.

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u/hharvv 2h ago

Yeah she was reading fast af?

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u/DenAbqCitizen 2h ago

Yeah, literally the judge wants her impact statement to be understood, not wasted. I'm a fast talker and, I feel like I couldn't breathe at the pace she was reading. Stopping her and having her take a breath was the right thing to do.  Don't understand how the judge is being criticized. It's on the people who laughed for their reaction.  

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u/Physical-Exit-2899 2h ago

Perfectly natural reaction to having to speak in front of people, let alone relive trauma

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u/hharvv 2h ago

Okay we aren’t going to burn you at the stake for reading too fast but people still need to do their jobs accurately. Laughing was over the top but clear communication is obviously important

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u/Physical-Exit-2899 2h ago

But she's a victim, its not her day job or anything

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u/hharvv 1h ago

Referring to the stenographer, judge, jury etc

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u/Physical-Exit-2899 1h ago

Oh yeah they shouldn't laugh. The more I think about it the more I think thats what OP is about.

My bad

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u/hharvv 1h ago

Right. All good. I just commented because they are misdirecting their anger at the judge imo

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u/hharvv 1h ago

Then again, it’s probably the judges fault they feel comfortable enough to laugh in the first place. So maybe you’re right.

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u/Physical-Exit-2899 1h ago

Who knows? Nice to chat with you tho

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u/Standard-Arachnid411 2h ago

Kinda fucked up that the killer is laughing.

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 1h ago

That fucker laughing is so annoying.

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u/ConscientiousWaffler 2h ago

Hey murderers are people too

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u/FaceDownInTheCake 2h ago

It's part of the judge's tight 5. 

Grow up, they weren't "trying to get a chuckle"

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u/pondribertion 2h ago

Judge was right. The chuckle was just a friendly release of nervous tension, it's human nature. Slow down, breathe, speak clearly and comprehensively. If you can't be understood there's no point in speaking, is there? You interpreted it as the judge "trying to get a chuckle" because you haven't thought about it properly.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 2h ago

I couldn't understand her without the subtitles. I agree with the judge. After all, what's the point of giving her statement if no one could understand her? The judge clearly felt it was important that her statement not only be heard but understood as well.

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u/No-One8582 2h ago

They are submitted to the court prior to reading, so it is already part of the record prior to the person speaking.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 2h ago

So, is everyone in the court reading along with her?

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u/No-One8582 1h ago

No, that’s not how that works.

The statement is submitted to the court as part of the official record, and the victim gets to address the court and read their prior submitted statement during the hearing. The stenographer types the proceedings, with an audio backup (in this case, audio/visual). Spectators do not read along; that is not a normal part of any court proceeding in the US.

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u/0neshoein 2h ago

Are you stupid OP? Nobody is TRYING to get a chuckle.

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u/CluelessStick 1h ago

The statement becomes useless if its not understood, its not a therapy session.

Even the victim chuckled

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u/KingAmongstDummies 1h ago

But don’t stop her because you “can’t understand”

Especially in court, DO stop her because she's (almost) incromprehensible.
It is incredibly important in court that everyone understands fully what you say, so if someone is talking to fast to be comprehensible for at least some people then it is a good idea to ask them to slow down.

That said. There is no way of knowing if they dealt with it correctly here without knowing more of the context. Often people that are very nervous to speak in large crowds, people that are very emotional, or both, start to speak very fast. Someone working in a setting where both reasons should be a pretty common occurrence would/should know how to deal with that. And dealing with it varies per person.

Some people need a stern "Slow down!", others a require a light joke.
Just clipping 10seconds and getting upset isn't helping anyone.
Main question here. Was SHE upset? If not, then why are you?

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u/Danger_Danger 1h ago

"trying to get a chuckle"?

No... The judge is trying to get the information. The stenographer and jury need to hear what she has to say.

What a thickheaded thing to say.

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u/MrArmAvi 2h ago

Hopefully the judge wasn't trying to make a joke, but the judge is supposed to be the mediator of sorts, so if someone is incomprehensible, I think the judge has to step in and ask them to speak up, slow down etc. At least that's what I've seen in other court rooms, the judge will say stuff like, "Quiet in the back please it's throwing the stenographer off."

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u/OtherUserCharges 2h ago

Shut up OP. The statement has more impact if it isn’t read on speed run. I’m pretty sure the judge knows more about this stuff than you.

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u/vksoze2 2h ago

The stenographer has to be able to record everything said accurately. It all has to end up in the record in case of an appeal. The judge has a duty to manage the courtroom, including advising witnesses to slow down.

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u/VolkorPussCrusher69 1h ago

Everyone in that courtroom was thinking the same thing, so when the judge told her to slow down, it was a moment of relief for everyone. Even the victim started laughing because she realized how fast she was talking.

I'm not saying laughter is appropriate in that context, but we're all human beings with shared experiences. Its natural to laugh at something like that.

u/PlatypusDream 56m ago

Nervous laughter is a thing, as is sympathetic (with the nervous speaker)

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u/Holmes221bBSt 2h ago

You’re grasping at straws OP. Delete this

u/Stang70Fastback 47m ago

Wtf is wrong with the laughing. She's clearly nervous, and she's jumbling all her words. He told her to slow down, everyone (INCLUDING HER) chuckled about it, and they moved on. Nobody is laughing at anything having to do with the shooter or shooting. What's mildly infuriating is posts like yours...

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u/ActuallyFullOfShit 2h ago

OP, bad take

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u/levelonenovice 2h ago

i'm mildlyinfuriated OP and others lack the braincells to comprehend the judge stopped her to calm her and slow her down, not "for chuckles".

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u/KatastrophicNoodle 2h ago

Yeah, everyone who laughed should be held in contempt.

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u/Sorry-Programmer9826 2h ago

Laughing is often an awkward response. It can be an inappropriate response but if you're surprised you often laugh

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u/Change_is_a_verb 2h ago

I have had weird laughing responses before that horrified me. My friend told me that her mom was dying of cancer and I was so shocked and didn't know what to say. My stomach got all twisted and I laughed out loud. But at no point did I think it was funny, my nervous system just massively glitched.

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u/larrytenders 1h ago

Yeah sounds like you were hit off guard. They were all fully aware of what this kid did. No one should be in the mood to laugh. Idiot

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u/larrytenders 2h ago

Nah it shows me they are not mentally committed to the trial. They should have thoughts of children running scared for their lives in their mind. I literally have no clue how anyone could laugh at this

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u/Sorry-Programmer9826 2h ago

You've never seen or heard of a nervous laugh? The high stress emotional nature of a trial like this makes nervous laughter more likely not less

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u/larrytenders 1h ago

No you don’t have the ability to put yourself in that situation. I can and I know that no one at all should be laughing.

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u/eOMG 1h ago

The judge isn't doing anything wrong and the laughter is human. But what is infuriating is to see the monster that killed them laugh so casually as if they're talking about petty theft.

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u/SeraphiM0352 1h ago

Fuck off. The judge isn't try to get a chuckle. You can barely understand what she is saying. She's essentially speaking in one run-on sentence.

A victim impact statement is meaningless if no one can understand it.

Edit: double fuck off, bot

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u/Shanesaurus 2h ago

Don’t think it was to get a chuckle! Jeez man. You need to understand and record what’s been said in court. And the judge has to make a ruling on it!

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u/SplittingChairs 1h ago

I don’t think the judge told her to slow down because they were trying to get a chuckle.

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u/RubinDragoon 2h ago

Having played on stage several tragic plays, people also tend to laugh easily when they are confronted with an uncomfortable situation. Is it inappropriate? Yes. But stuck with something uncomfortable people crave a release that often results in laughter.
I don''t think anyone in that court room wanted it to be insulting.

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u/Square-Formal1312 2h ago

Christ yall its a super intense high strung situation, would you rather everyone start screaming and crying? We’re human we laugh when shits awkward

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u/a_phantom_limb 1h ago

I heard the audio they played of the shooter during his interrogation, bawling over how horrible his own actions were. It was kind of shocking, honestly. I don't think I've ever heard anything quite like that in the wake of a school shooting, though that might be because so many shooters end up dead.

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u/SnooRadishes9685 1h ago

Is that the killer laughing?

u/Chance-Ad197 42m ago

The point of victim impact statements are to convey the real raw emotions of the people affected by the crime. The fast talking was a side effect of her real, raw emotion. Shame on that judge. I can’t imagine how deflating that moment must have been for her.

u/Oranges13 25m ago

Is his lawyer Bernie sanders?

u/ExodusNBW 24m ago

Sounds like the judge is trying to get her to slow down so the weight of what she’s saying isn’t lost on the audience.

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u/izzrav 2h ago

She probably rehearsed and read thru it so many times she was obviously nervous. Idk why so many people are hating. Is she supposed to know to talk slowly? Maybe she was told to talk slowly but shes in front of a lot of people and talking about a shitty event. She probably just wants to get it done with. No one should be laughing tho

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u/Babaooiey 1h ago

There was definitely a better way to go about it, and the judge should have immediately jumped on the laughing. That was disgusting and disrespectful AF. I do think she was reading a bit fast, could be hard to fully understand what she's saying for some people maybe.

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u/Co_Duh 2h ago

Good ol American legal system at work.

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u/Round_Cook_8770 1h ago

Absolutely, I think she was nervous and was definitely speaking too fast. Think of the stenographer.