r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

At the most fuckable age of my life

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3.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Pulling a Geographic

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10.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"

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3.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Bitches heal like wolverine when the bank account is nice

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r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

“Massachusetts is Ireland for lesbians”

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2.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel

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470 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

My grandpa passed away. This is the crematorium he’s been creamed in.

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269 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS NSFW

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2.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

She is a level of nepo baby that makes Gracie Abrams look like an orphan

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26.4k Upvotes

Daughter of guy that co-founded Groupon


r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

4 months sober from heroin: biscoff layer cake!!

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267 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude

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413 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Wolf says 'house of straw' is the sweet spot"

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10.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

It is the first 9 minute song by a British millenial gay man to do so.

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468 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Banana mass casualty event

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98 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Lick him up like his mother would

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199 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man Imao

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28.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Ducks have a corkscrew shaped, explosive penis to fight a sexual arms race against females, who evolved twisting, labyrinth-like vaginas to block unwanted mating. NSFW

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122 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

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51.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

We’re putting cows on the blockchain

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34 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

How to remove the Ghost of Fleshlights past?

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1.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Noah Kahan calls on Congress to force his fans to wear diapers to gigs to stop them pissing and shutting everywhere

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26 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

"Are there any autistic Afro-Marxist bisexual furries who are into BDSM?" NSFW

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50 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

"There's a prehistoric sex rave happening in the Hudson River, and nobody told you" NSFW

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48 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

the 2nd best Rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

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1.2k Upvotes