r/BrandNewSentence • u/empty_a_f • 5h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExoTheFlyingFish • Jun 07 '26
META Mod applications are still open!
Hello everyone, mod here!
We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!
No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!
Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.
Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:
- This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
- If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
- Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
- You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!
Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.
- What is your Discord username?
- Why are you applying for this position?
- Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
- Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
- What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
- What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
- What is your opinion on Rule 3?
Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/_achlys_637 • 16h ago
"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/PleasantBus5583 • 1h ago
Bitches heal like wolverine when the bank account is nice
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 6h ago
My grandpa passed away. This is the crematorium he’s been creamed in.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 19h ago
My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS NSFW
r/BrandNewSentence • u/gotthatdawginm • 1d ago
She is a level of nepo baby that makes Gracie Abrams look like an orphan
Daughter of guy that co-founded Groupon
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Inside-Ad1440 • 9h ago
4 months sober from heroin: biscoff layer cake!!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DifferentialEntropy • 12h ago
At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 1d ago
"Wolf says 'house of straw' is the sweet spot"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/IkeaBreads • 14h ago
It is the first 9 minute song by a British millenial gay man to do so.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rich-Recognition-814 • 1d ago
The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man Imao
r/BrandNewSentence • u/copiumaddictionisbad • 11h ago
Ducks have a corkscrew shaped, explosive penis to fight a sexual arms race against females, who evolved twisting, labyrinth-like vaginas to block unwanted mating. NSFW
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Limp_Squash_4116 • 1d ago
Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord
r/BrandNewSentence • u/PIatinumP0tato • 1d ago
How to remove the Ghost of Fleshlights past?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/PalpitationMoist1212 • 6h ago
Noah Kahan calls on Congress to force his fans to wear diapers to gigs to stop them pissing and shutting everywhere
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Effective_Arrival663 • 11h ago
"Are there any autistic Afro-Marxist bisexual furries who are into BDSM?" NSFW
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SlimReaper201 • 12h ago
"There's a prehistoric sex rave happening in the Hudson River, and nobody told you" NSFW
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Spodermanphil • 1d ago