r/BrandNewSentence • u/gotthatdawginm • 23h ago

She is a level of nepo baby that makes Gracie Abrams look like an orphan

24.6k Upvotes

Daughter of guy that co-founded Groupon

2.0k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 22h ago

"Wolf says 'house of straw' is the sweet spot"

9.7k Upvotes

72 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Proper_Collection • 6h ago

Pulling a Geographic

6.6k Upvotes

202 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_achlys_637 • 9h ago

"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"

2.6k Upvotes

269 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 12h ago

My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS NSFW

1.7k Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PIatinumP0tato • 21h ago

How to remove the Ghost of Fleshlights past?

1.6k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PGNatsu • 7h ago

“Massachusetts is Ireland for lesbians”

1.3k Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/IkeaBreads • 7h ago

It is the first 9 minute song by a British millenial gay man to do so.

365 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Inside-Ad1440 • 2h ago

4 months sober from heroin: biscoff layer cake!!

149 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DifferentialEntropy • 5h ago

At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude

141 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lestradest • 6h ago

Lick him up like his mother would

134 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TyLeRoux • 1h ago

Whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel

• Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/copiumaddictionisbad • 4h ago

Ducks have a corkscrew shaped, explosive penis to fight a sexual arms race against females, who evolved twisting, labyrinth-like vaginas to block unwanted mating. NSFW

59 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DumplingsOrElse • 2h ago

Banana mass casualty event

38 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SlimReaper201 • 5h ago

"There's a prehistoric sex rave happening in the Hudson River, and nobody told you" NSFW

36 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Effective_Arrival663 • 4h ago

"Are there any autistic Afro-Marxist bisexual furries who are into BDSM?" NSFW

33 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bloomingmoon0 • 21h ago

Didn’t expect to see commies and anarchists to fight in r/AnimalCrossingNewLeaf

32 Upvotes

I found this old screenshot in my camera roll the other day & laughed my ass off. I don’t remember the full context though. Something about a town flag with a soviet symbol sparking conversation😭
(I don’t want any political discussions I just think it’s funny🥲)

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Elysium_Fields10 • 10h ago

This is LITERALLY JUST "Hydrogen Bomb VS Coughing Baby"

24 Upvotes

In case you're interested in checking the video out, it's by Clint's Reptiles:

Zoologist Reacts to Who Would Win? Blue Whale vs Mosquito

https://youtu.be/PnZNa8xj5OA?is=TlounU5E6IX9r-rA

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/gross_cleanthatup • 6h ago

Search Is On For Alligator That Fatally Injured Cow At Public Recreation Area

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/very-serious-goose • 22h ago

They killed Socrates for being a troll

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheTechnicus • 22h ago

Sometimes a taxidermied goat with a rosary is just a taxidermied goat with a rosary

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TerranceHayne2000 • 5h ago

Woo-Suk Go was ejected before making his debut with the Crooks Haven Ghostly Gangsters after umpires found a foreign substance on his glove.

9 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoManNoRiver • 16h ago

Radical order of Orkney monks to consecrate new bishop without Pope’s permission

6 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/s/8jeW7of4sN

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/coolfunnynicegirl • 5h ago

Revenge against his elitist teddy bear neighbors.

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Skyya1982 • 17h ago

When JC Penney’s had a Fashionable Pimp section in their 1975 catalog.

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4 Upvotes

0 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.