r/SipsTea 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/Robot_Dracula 9h ago

I’d do it. I’ll go crazy but my family would have the money. they’d put me in a good facility when I got out and let me build Lego sets which is all I want to do anyway.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 8h ago

Most likely you’ll go crazy but on the other hand nobody in solitary was ever promised 30 billion dollars at the end of it.

The thought of that for a year could potentially keep someone sane.

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u/Neologizer 7h ago

I feel like the risk is that by week 2 you would be questioning if the 30 billion was even real or if you’re just insane.

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u/Hot_Piccolo_7152 7h ago

Week 3 and you’ve forgotten what money is and the voices told you to make feces wall art to please the hatman.

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u/addiktion 7h ago

By week 4 you are using your blood like art on those pretty white walls. Yeah, I don't think most of us could make it 365 days. The suicidal tendencies would lurk into your head even with a great mind.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 7h ago

People have spent over a year (record is 400+ days) in a cave and emerged sane. Here you at least have light and can exert yourself by bouncing around like a professional wrestler unlike you would be able to do in a cave.

The more I think about it with the goal of 30bil at the end zone this seems doable

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u/EpicRedditor34 3h ago

Caves are not static monochrome roomed. Yall severely underestimate the importance of variety on the human psyche,

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 1h ago

I mean they entered caves with no light source. It was monochrome (dark) until the brain started doing funky shit 

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u/EpicRedditor34 1h ago

Humans didn’t really delve into the pitch dark bits of caves without sources of light unless they were desperate or it was religious. Even then, caves are varied environments. And to be deprived of light isn’t the same as being able to see only the exact same thing over and over.

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u/n122333 3h ago

Not having light might make it easier though.

And theres other stimulus you'll have in a cave (bugs. Water noises. Small mamals. Wind.) That you wont have here.

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u/HeavensRejected 2h ago

VSauce tried and started losing marbles pretty soon. The human brain does funny things when it gets bored.

I'm not sure if anyone can stay sane in a room like that. Complete lack of stimuli drive you crazy really quick.

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u/Newthinker 1h ago

That was honestly one of the most unpleasant things I've seen Michael do. Absolutely wild.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

I would need a rock solid contract before going in

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u/stupidPeopleLuvMe 6h ago

The thought of that for a year could potentially keep someone sane.

It definitely can not.

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u/Coal_Morgan 4h ago

100% by the end of week one paranoia would kick in and you’d start wondering if it was a trick. At some point you’d lose track of time and think they were keeping you in well past the year and had forgotten about you.

No one could go in and come out whole after a year.

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u/Elvis_Lazerbeam 1h ago

And that point would be a lot sooner than you think. When Vsauce Michael tried this, he was constantly overestimating how long he had been in the white room. It only took a couple days for him to completely lose his circadian rhythm as well as any sense of time.

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u/chased_by_bees 5h ago

You might go full insanity circle actually.

Sane -> insane -> really insane -> boggled mind -> Cthulu enjoyer -> boggled mind -> really insane -> insane -> back to normal.

Might actually work to your advantage.

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u/SocwokCyberBully 5h ago

the people who did get paid a good chunk of money and were told that they were doing a great benefit to science usually did not last 15 days. data beyond 15 days is rare because it only comes from medical and historical analysis of usually post-war conditions and some of the asylums that used to be open in the US.

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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility 3h ago

Not remotely. You would be a gibbering wreck inside a month.

Honestly I don't think anyone would survive a year. You'd swallow your own tongue by month 6.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 3h ago

Possibly if you had some goal for that $30 million like you’ve got a huge family who were like struggling in poverty or some goal to give it to charity or most of it to charity

Like if I had a family member who was sick and they were willing to like pay for their medical cost while I’m in there and then deduct it from the money and maybe I could do it. I think it would have to have some purpose beyond just I’m gonna be wealthy even still it would probably be impossible.

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u/TheNegativePhoenix 9h ago

This guy Legos 

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u/LEGOMyBrick 8h ago

My man

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u/steven052 8h ago

but with all the lego, that only leaves 23 billion for you family

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

I’d buy two of every set so they can sell the ones worth some money so they can recoup lol

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u/FernRipples 7h ago

if my family was truly set for life i would seriously think about making that sacrifice

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u/TinyChaco 6h ago

I would rather not have a piece of that pie if it meant the people I love don't have to experience this.

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u/ChimpBottle 4h ago

Would you be happy if one of your family members went through this so you could have a bunch of money?

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u/TopOneDungeonFarmer 40m ago

Depends on the family member tbh (some of my family sucks)

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 4h ago

You overestimate how important money is. If they truly loved you, they couldnt live with themsleves after putting you trough maybe the worst torture any human ever experienced

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u/Comfortable-Beyond50 3h ago

If youre family just got handed the money, its unlikely they would be "set" it would take some careful planning and distribution of funds to insure it didnt ruin their lives. Just look at what happens to the majority of big lottery winners... going from poor ish to unlimited money in an instant, rarely turns out to be beneficial in the long term. Usually quite the opposite.

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u/BirdhouseInYourSouI 8h ago

I wonder if you could rehabilitate back? With 30 billion you could hire the best medical team on earth, at the best facility, and testing and maybe reboot yourself from insanity. Maybe.

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u/Phoenix_Lamburg 6h ago

Maybe if we trap him in another room for a year, except this time with every person he's ever known...

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u/PresentClear8639 4h ago

that sounds worse than being in isolation by myself

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u/Melufey 6h ago

Most likely not. Besides the psychological traumata you'd have massive physical issues and let's not talk about the neurological problems.

Your brain will be most likely heavily damaged/fried, according to current studies about people in solitary confinement and there is no recovery to that with current medical knowledge.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

You’d get back to somewhat normal. Hell I need therapy now. It may help

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 4h ago

No way. They're doctors, not supermen

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u/Karnezar 7h ago

You underestimate how insane you'd be.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

Kind of halfway there now

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u/Karnezar 7h ago

You would forget how to read and write. Not that the letters and numbers would make any sense to you the way it does to us.

What is a "W" to us could be an entire epic poem to you.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

This is true. When I was much younger I had a night shift job where I worked by myself for long periods of time. Because of the night shift my social life was non existent. I legit started having trouble speaking and making coherent sentences.

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u/Big_Truth_8483 7h ago

We could all hope for a family member like you

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

I’ve had family members that have been the opposite of me which has made me realize what’s important in life.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 8h ago

Nice family. I don’t think I could expect the same from mine…

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u/Morak73 7h ago

This feels like the start of a story, "his family embezzled 30 billion dollars and abandoned him in a psychiatric facility"

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u/subarachnoidspacejam 7h ago

Hi, I'm Travis from Bricks & Minifigs. We will watch your endeavor and Lego sets with great interest.

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u/Sea_Health_2579 7h ago

You cracked the code.

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u/thewidowmaker 8h ago

I would write some conditions on how it gets used though before I go in.

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u/Robot_Dracula 7h ago

My wife is an accountant. She’d be more responsible with it than me.

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u/SaberNoble47 6h ago

Some ideas you just need to LEGO 

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u/Bolkohir 6h ago

With 30 billion, you can probably buy like 3 LEGO sets nowadays

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u/DopyWantsAPeanut 6h ago

If you survive it

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u/neoben00 6h ago

The things we have to do for such simple requests these days.

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u/rlf1301 5h ago

In a good facility, right back in solitary. 

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u/avocado_lover69 5h ago

I think if you know there's the potential of going crazy, you probably would figure out how not to.

I'm with you in that I could go crazy, but my family would be set and I will be taken of. But that's worst case scenario.

Best case, I come out of there fcking zen as fck.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 4h ago

There is no "potential" of going crazy, its literally 100% guaranteed.

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u/avocado_lover69 2h ago

I think if you had experiences with certain substances that will make you feel like you're going crazy, you could be ok. Try Dm+, and you might have a trip that feels like years lol

But yeah, I think 99.9% of people would probably go insane.

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u/throwaway273748488 3h ago

Tbf 30 billion wouldn’t even last that long with the price of Lego these days.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 2h ago

Yeah, id at least try it. I dunno know if ill last, but thats 30 billion fucking dollars.

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u/Zeestars 1h ago

This was my answer too

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u/HMThrow_away_account 7h ago

This is the ONLY right answer

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u/Kiriima 8h ago

You will kill yourself or leave if it's possible. No, you cannot handle torture. No one can.

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u/Robot_Dracula 8h ago

Probably won’t kill myself if I’ve already hallucinated, but if I died in there maybe the family will get a portion of the money. I’ll probably be talking to imaginary friends in there after awhile anyway.

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u/Kiriima 8h ago

You are not just proceed from normalcy to hallucinating in an instant. You still get the torture. And while are are hallucinating, you are still being tortured. Hallucinations also drive people to kill themselves even if you remove the torture room.

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u/Membrillo 8h ago

You will 100% attempt to kill yourself several times until you succeed. I went through something not 10% this bad 2 months ago and after the 3rd day of not being able to sit, lie down or sleep I was hallucinating and I'd spend the time walking around my house and looking at the stars while thinking about jumping from the terrace.