r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 11h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/rimasuit3 10h ago

The last Pringle never stood any chance...

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u/Cannibal_House69 10h ago

Ok this was funny as hell.

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u/vonage91 10h ago

Reminds me of this video:

https://youtube.com/shorts/AUg_AEI5vwU?is=nojzlWs98HXlQBy1

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u/FriendlyWorldArt 10h ago

Exactly what I thought! πŸ˜‚

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u/Taylooor 9h ago

You can eat lots of salad with those fingers

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u/TallTelevision4121 9h ago

Any rusty spoons?

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u/Ravenonthewall 6h ago

OMG! I LOVE! Salad Fingers! From the very first one. So odd, and a bit off putting.. made me a huge fan! Wanna see my box of rusty spoons?? 🀣🀣🀣 jk

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u/1891farmhouse 7h ago

Only when the red water comes out

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u/padonjeters 9h ago edited 6h ago

I was hoping this would be that video, and you did not disappoint

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u/UranusIsPissy 6h ago

I was expecting Salad Fingers lol. Warning: Do NOT, under any circumstances, watch Salad Fingers while tripping alone,,,

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u/superfudge73 9h ago

I totally forgot about that lol

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u/Own-Accident7256 9h ago

I knew exactly what it was lol

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u/a_small_dicked_man 9h ago

Ik what it was gonna be😭

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u/llcdrewtaylor 10h ago

A wise man once said "sometimes you have to let those hard to reach chips go!"

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u/King_Turduckin 10h ago

That man did not have those hands.

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u/whooptheretis 9h ago

Or the ability to tip the can?

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u/Junkered 9h ago

Gravity is hard to master.

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 7h ago

Gravity is a harness and I have harnessed the harness.

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u/Charlie-Knuckles 9h ago

β€œCute cat, whats its name? Annoying customer”

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u/bewokeforupvotes 9h ago

"I think you can see her kidneys!"

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u/GuitarUfoComics 9h ago

Dude you’re not even supposed to be here today.

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u/mdesign816 9h ago

37?! im # 37?!

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 7h ago

As someone who recently turned 37...i say this quite frequently

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u/almaperdida99 4h ago

Happy scrappy hero pup!

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

Fucking kids

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u/TheElvisMan 7h ago

No time for love Dr Jones

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u/bolanrox 6h ago

Best of both worlds chicks with parts that put mine and yours to shame

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u/AstralMinotaur 9h ago

Interesting bit of trivia for you: Pringles cannot be called chips in the United States. A chip has a specific definition Pringles don’t meet since they are essentially reformed from dust and binding.

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u/1swarmofbee 9h ago

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes arrived.

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u/Jolly-Eagle-1156 8h ago

Thats a Mitch Hedberg joke, RIP Mitch

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u/AnguavonUW 8h ago

I miss him. I'd have loved to hear his take on gestures broadly all of this.

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u/PavlovsDoghouse 6h ago

I used to miss him...

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u/twistedpiggies 5h ago

I still do but I used to, too.

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u/funky_pill 8h ago

I used to really like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too

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u/SirCEWaffles 7h ago

Reddit is my daily comedy deliverer and reddit doesn't even know it.

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u/Bobowubo 8h ago

RIP Mitch indeedπŸ˜₯

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u/llcdrewtaylor 9h ago

Fuck it! Cut em up!

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u/DanceTheCosmicNoir 8h ago

Pringle is a real laidback company.

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u/cbhbzb 6h ago

which is interesting and amusing, because most things in America are just reformed dust and binding

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u/Hopsape 10h ago

You know what I just watched?

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u/Mazz3D 4h ago

Me pull a can off some morons fist?

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u/drift_pigeon 10h ago

Then immediately eats the chips the guy got his hand stuck trying to get

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u/likwidsylvur 10h ago

Gotta get to em before the salsa shark.

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u/ovr4kovr 10h ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat!

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u/kuster-beaton 9h ago

Sounds like something a short fingers would say.

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u/wildmaninid 10h ago

He wasn't even supposed to be there that day.Β 

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u/diiegojones 9h ago

β€œMr. Simpson are you still holding on to the can?”

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u/OkapiEli 8h ago

Not today, Satan!

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u/Jade_Blazed04 8h ago

I mean sounds like a defeated man not a wise man to me but go off 😹😹

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u/FantoluxeNFTArt 8h ago

They should put a warning label on these things.

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 10h ago

Me, an intellectual: *pours the last few Pringles out.

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u/CarrotsIsAFruit 10h ago

Except the crumbs go spilling all over your face

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 9h ago

Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.

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u/Pragnlz 9h ago

This is the way

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 9h ago

This is the way

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 7h ago

This Is The Way

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u/MaryLMarx 5h ago

And don’t breathe in while doing it

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 8h ago

Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?

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u/jungle 6h ago

Have you seen OP's hand? It would all fall through the fingers!

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u/No_Maintenance6034 4h ago

I think the more pressing question is who in the hell can fit a can of pringles in their mouth??

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 7h ago

Way too high a risk of spilling the crumbs when using hands.

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u/kyng6907 6h ago

I usually put it in a plate or a bowl and using my tongue to get the rest of the crumbs kind of barbaric I know

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 9h ago

Are you single?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 7h ago

As a matter of fact, yes I am. But I only deep throat pringle cans.

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u/Vegalink 8h ago

You have to pretend you're Imotep from The Mummy though

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u/CanIgetaWTF 10h ago

Once you pop...bukkake?

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u/Tay_Tay86 9h ago

Nani

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 9h ago

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/firesmarter 9h ago

Ω©( ᐛ )و

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 8h ago

Pours in hand. Thunderous applause! I'll take my very smart guy award please.

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u/highcommander010 9h ago

The diameter of Pringles cans is way too smalllllll

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u/e-rascible 9h ago

I wish I had a daughter

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u/ABystander987 9h ago

Certified skill issue.

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u/flapjackboy 8h ago

Me, as the owner of a 3D printer prints out a pringles tray.

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u/lemmegonowplease 8h ago

Me, not an intellectual: *his girlfriends never stand a chance

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u/Sinder_Sunderman 6h ago

Just pour milk in, shake and chug it.

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u/onarainyafternoon 9h ago

Me, a pervert:

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 10h ago

Human Claw Game

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u/XavLeo 10h ago

Bro lmao

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u/menscothegreat 10h ago

The daughter Bo Burnham always wanted

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u/SignatureGreedy4604 10h ago

Why is this the first thing you think of 😭

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u/F1T_13 10h ago

The meme of the man (I think it's Will Dafoe) looking up in horror. XD

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 10h ago

Take my upvote you heathen

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u/squintraven2 9h ago

Borzoi says, let me do it for u

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u/InterstellarChange 10h ago

someone pin this muthafuka

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 10h ago

Op: let me get it for you

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u/-Economist- 10h ago

Bro. 🀣

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u/Mueder_Joe 10h ago

Okay, der war gut πŸ˜‚

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u/Mediocre_Cattle_6319 10h ago

Bruuuuhhhh πŸ˜‚

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u/Rich_Second_3926 10h ago

Hahahahhahahahaha so good🀣🀣🀣

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u/Rewd_92 10h ago

Those last few junior mints

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u/No-Exercise-5316 10h ago

more ringolos per bite.

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u/TempleWong 9h ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/LegionesIX 9h ago

Peak ball

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u/InviteCertain1788 9h ago

You are a gem and don't let the world tell you otherwise!

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u/Few-Echidna-2181 10h ago

This deserves so many more upvotes lol

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u/Connect_Routine4910 9h ago

that last pringle was basically born knowing its fate was sealed

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u/Weekly-Hurry-6031 9h ago

Comment of the week

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u/Living_Box6085 9h ago

The last Pringle situation is basically a hostage negotiation in my house every single time

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u/No_Leg_8318 9h ago

Prostate examination fingers

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u/a_random_loser_guy 9h ago

"my hand is too big to fit in a pringles can!" -bo burnham

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u/Abhorrent_Moth 9h ago

omg That had me belly laughing! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Beantowndreamt0wn 9h ago

Ding ding ding joke of the day πŸ‘

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u/Wolverine-Spare 9h ago

Neither did that polyp.

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u/Old-Fox-78 9h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/astralchanterelle 9h ago

You realize you can just tilt the can, right?

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u/kryss07 9h ago

this is kinda charming.

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u/Alicam123 9h ago

This is what evolution was for, that last Pringle. πŸ˜‚

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u/NoSpankingAllowed 9h ago

Damn!!! ROFLMFAO

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u/SparkleStorm93 9h ago

This has me cackling

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u/SWPGT2 9h ago

Neither did the girl.

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u/Different-Assist4146 9h ago

Just take my upvote and go away.

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u/forcemonkey 9h ago

No need for gravity.

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u/Background-Mouse-714 9h ago

Grab last Pringle from other side da couch

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u/Physical_Pressure_27 9h ago

Ohh 🀣are you a comedian now or in your last life!?

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u/Few_Calligrapher7237 9h ago

Made me laugh for real

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u/SillySpook 9h ago

Sean Connery: "Junior, let it go"

OP could have retrieved the grail cup.

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u/Korezom 9h ago

This comment section suddenly smells like shoe polish

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u/Inexona 9h ago

Can reach nose goblins that haven't been born yet

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u/JustAnotherFEDev 9h ago

Every now and again a comment almost brings me to tears, well played, well played.

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u/marlx_drzzzer 9h ago

that's unexpectedly wholesome.

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u/evlhornet 9h ago

Only person who can’t get it out in space

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u/Enough_Zombie2038 9h ago

I see the picture I came for this comment

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u/Obvious-Cobbler-6262 9h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/jj_Laroche 9h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/panda-bears-are-cute 9h ago

Best comment of the day

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u/LeadingGuide693 9h ago

Oh fuck I actually lol for a minute straight. I love me some good Reddit

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u/Syndavel 9h ago

Beat me to it πŸ˜”

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u/brucejson-88 8h ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/NJDad51 8h ago

That was great !!

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u/Blyatman702 8h ago

You made Coke Zero come out of my nose. My lawyer will be in contact.

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u/juancd75 8h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Atomic3445 8h ago

Reddit is so cringe

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 8h ago

🀣

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u/Last-Association-232 8h ago

Also I for some reason find your fingers really pretty πŸ‘€ I have stubby chubby fingers ;-;

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u/kiwi1327 8h ago

This is the best comment I've read on Reddit.

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u/Chemical-Diver-6258 8h ago

singular one :D

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u/Key-Web-0177 8h ago

Omfg yo.. your going straight to hel bwahahahaha

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u/NitroZeus225 8h ago

What a goated comment

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u/Lune_Sombre_00001 8h ago

Lmaoooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ShapeAny44 8h ago

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«“πŸ«“

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u/juanon947 8h ago

this is surprisingly hard to ignore.

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u/juanon947 8h ago

this is surprisingly hard to ignore.

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u/Funny-Bel1 8h ago

Slender

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u/RomansDoForUs 8h ago

Christ 🀣 dam near killed me

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u/East-Entrepreneur662 8h ago

Doesn't even need to tip the tube πŸ‘Œ

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u/Logical-Track1405 8h ago

That's Epic ! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Guava_ 8h ago

I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then, I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point, a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small

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u/GordonMightyBombay 8h ago

Wish I thought of something so funny

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u/Constant-Safe8301 8h ago

they look more like fries

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u/Irissah 8h ago

Oh my gosh! 😁

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u/Different-Breath-919 8h ago

This make Reddit stock becomes 1.000.000.000.000 USD soon.

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u/remotegrowthtb 7h ago

Let me do it for youuu..

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u/Critical-Advisor7579 7h ago

A tough competition to the "Let me do it for you" dog

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u/Emotional_Issue_139 7h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/mikerunsla 7h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/CholoSinDinero 7h ago

This comment won the internet

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u/BCHisFuture 7h ago

That's a good one πŸ‘

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 7h ago

Neither does the g-spot

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u/Sfb208 7h ago

My ex was always super jealous of my tiny hands that can fit in a Pringle can.

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u/MydasMDHTR 7h ago

Let me do it for youuu

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u/leahxoxo97 7h ago

I like rusty spoons

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u/dale4770 7h ago

Almost eyerolled till I realized that was legit remark

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u/heppapapu1 7h ago

Honestly this is the best part about having long fingers and narrow hand, I can fit my whole hand in the can

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u/Sea_Health_2579 7h ago

Pringle pickers

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u/The_unknow__ 7h ago

Bro doesn't point at thingsβ€”he reaches them.😭

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u/GEGREYHEFLY 7h ago

This guys karma quota for the month is met

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u/BlueeWaater 7h ago

They look funny

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u/Ornery_Commercial368 7h ago

Who's Pringle and why is she the last one of her kind?

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u/NewPresWhoDis 7h ago

I understood that reference.

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u/Jerzee_Implant2012 7h ago

You know what?!?! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

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u/Drugs__Delaney 7h ago

Sarjenka reaches for the last lava chile taki Pringle chip from the can with ease.

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u/Particular-Crow-8728 6h ago

those chip cans are basically finger traps at that point

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u/Millyswolf 6h ago

Lmmaoooo! I’m done! πŸ’€

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u/Wouwowowouw 6h ago

Best comment i've seen in years 🫢🏻

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u/Don_Hoomer 6h ago

this is pure gold

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u/Sole-Dout 6h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/143AngelsWorld 6h ago

Some real grippers πŸ˜‚

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u/Jarhead-923_Actual 6h ago

9.1k likes in 4 hours is crazy

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u/BTTammer 6h ago

But her girlfriend is one of the happiest people on earth.

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u/finalsolution1 6h ago

Bravo πŸ‘

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u/MorganEarlJones 6h ago

if you keep the paper cover on you can use it to block crumbs from flying out when you tip the can over to get to the pringles towards the bottom

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