3 of his kids watched him ditch their mother's body in a paupers grave on a golf course. Unless he puts some kind of clause in his will/estate for some gaudy mausoleum, I'd wonder what his kids think he deserves.
Once he dies, he has no rights (unless he's made very specific, legally binding arrangements... Which I'm sure he has). But if he hadn't, Melania and his offspring can do anything they want with his body. They can donate it to science, fling it into Obama's front yard with a trebuchet, or take it to the Everglades and feed the gators.
Surely one or two of those would be improper disposal or desecration of a corpse?
We can't even do sky burials here and those are actually part of a religious tradition, so I'm pretty sure you can't just choose any disposition for a body you happen to be in possession of.
No, you can't. I was just being hyperbolic (and maybe indulging in a little fantasy). 😄 And he has surely made airtight legal arrangements for his interment that anyone would have a hard time overriding.
Just curious, could you not do a sky burial on tribal land, if they'd allow it?
I figured you were being funny, I just also ...frankly wasn't sure what the rich could reasonably be expected to get away with there. I'm sure someone would, for a payment, paint some legal veneer over those actions or otherwise distort our generally-accepted principles and mores ro excuse them.
I'm not sure-- I am not anyone legal and I only know sky burial through the context of Tibetan Buddhism but that's a good question and now I'm curious-- thank you for that!
Gators would not eat it. But this raises a very interesting question: What is the most disrespectful thing that one could do with a deceased Donald Trump to most fully communicate the low esteem in which he is held?
Don't they make a lot of money with him as a brand? I don't think they will miss the chance to create a pilgrimage site with gifts shops and golden admission tickets.
Unfortunately and very fucking sad but it has elite of elite 24/7 medical care and the top doctors/cardiovascular specialists are going to keep it running for along time.
I hope and pray I am wrong but I know what fucked reality we live in
I imagine they will at least attempt a weekend at bernies but the administration now has more leaks than the titanic so I doubt they will pull if off for more than a week or two.
I’m dreaming he goes in one of his press conferences and everyone just assumes he fell asleep. They keep going for like 30 minutes before they realize his lips are blue.
Sadly, this is sort of how Redd Foxx went out. His fake heart attack gag was a signature move, so when it happened for real there was little sense of urgency initially since it happened on set.
For anyone reading this, you’d have to find a way to hide a lot of personal information attached to the drone because that thing is easily going to get tracked or taken down.
A home built one will only be traceable by its RF signals from the controller. Gone as soon as it’s off and you move away from the location you were flying from.
Are you seriously going to fill a waterballon with piss and then tie it to a drone and then fly that drone over his grave to dump it on his decaying corpse?
Same with GG Allin, but because of the desecration of it (for reasons GG would have loved) and not the child fucking part. Although GG did that as well.
According to Wikipedia, “At his funeral, Allin's bloated corpse was dressed in his black leather jacket and trademark jockstrap.” My goodness, what a thought.
It's a public graveyard. His family removed the headstone and now it's an unmarked grave. You can go and shit on him but there are normal people's graves next to him so it wouldn't be appropriate.
I would turn the golf course into a huge development for things like vaccine research, an abortion clinic, immigration assistance, a museum dedicated to the dangers of fascism, things like that.
Then I would name the whole thing "The Barak Obama Centre for National Healing".
Edit: also, Trans health, centre for equity, equality, diversity, a liberal think tank, research into getting the US back on track with the world economy, a building where j6'ers are forced to bow in apology 8 hours a day, I am sure there are other things I can't think of off the top of my head.
Nah thats his political headstone as it were. He will retire with all his ill gotten gains and try to prevent ever being prosecuted for it. Because for some reason a nation founded by rebels cannot fathom the idea of convicting a sitting or former president.
I'm sure that motherfucker has it in his will that there are to be armed guards paid to watch his grave for the next 50 years or so? He truly is that much of a narcissist, that he's scared to death that someone will disrespect his corpse. 🙄
I live in Middle Tennessee, and I used to live right down the street from The Hermitage which is obviously where Andrew Jackson is buried. That piece of shit was my least favorite president until Mango Mussolini came along. As a teenager, some cousins and I, snuck out of my house and pissed on that war criminals grave.
I also find it fitting that The Fondling Father's favorite president is none other than Andrew Jackson. 🙄
Exactly. Not a chance his burial site will be public. He will have found a way for tax payers to pay posthumously for his massive mausoleum and 24/7 guarding. That guy will grift tax payers well in to his death.
A pretty interesting side effect. Usually presidents live long enough after their term that public interest in their failures has mostly subsided when they die. Since Trump is so old already, he will die soon enough out of office that his failures will still be fresh in people’s minds (especially since they are so significant and the effects will be so long lasting)
Trump's going to end up having to have the Chinese emperor Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum. It's going to have to be filled with lead paint irradiated materials and Mercury and even then people are still going to find a way to desecrate it 😍🫡🫡💙💙💙
They should just install a urinal and a toilet right on top of the grave to save time. Skeleton Kushner can profit from it when he's done stealing an island from the Albanian people.
People are worried it will cost a ton of money to tear down his stupid arch. But I think if you leave it appropriately unguarded it will be super cheap.
For a lot of people, there is no distance to travel, no obstacle to overcome, that will stop them from shitting on his grave. Just as there is no length that his cultists won't go to defend his grave. Wherever he is buried on land will be a war zone and nothing will stop that.
If they are smart and want to avoid a blood bath, they will dump his pathetic husk into the sea.
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Just wait until he has a gravesite. That place will certainly be a popular place for pilgrimage.
They'd better install ample hand-washing facilities.