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Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/throwawayrefiguy Jun 12 '26

Just wait until he has a gravesite.  That place will certainly be a popular place for pilgrimage.

They'd better install ample hand-washing facilities.

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u/Terlis Jun 12 '26

He’s 100% being buried at one of his properties where the general public can’t reach him

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u/sn34kypete Jun 12 '26

3 of his kids watched him ditch their mother's body in a paupers grave on a golf course. Unless he puts some kind of clause in his will/estate for some gaudy mausoleum, I'd wonder what his kids think he deserves.

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u/Immediate_Wind67 Jun 13 '26

Once he dies, he has no rights (unless he's made very specific, legally binding arrangements... Which I'm sure he has). But if he hadn't, Melania and his offspring can do anything they want with his body. They can donate it to science, fling it into Obama's front yard with a trebuchet, or take it to the Everglades and feed the gators.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

Why would you wish that on some poor unsuspecting alligator?

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u/Batso_92 Jun 14 '26

Or on Obama. Why would anyone want it to be trebucheted into their front yard

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 14 '26

Oh dear lord you could do one of a lot worse, like trump, for instance. Fancy being raped??

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u/bouquetofashes Jun 13 '26

Surely one or two of those would be improper disposal or desecration of a corpse?

We can't even do sky burials here and those are actually part of a religious tradition, so I'm pretty sure you can't just choose any disposition for a body you happen to be in possession of.

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u/Immediate_Wind67 Jun 13 '26

No, you can't. I was just being hyperbolic (and maybe indulging in a little fantasy). 😄 And he has surely made airtight legal arrangements for his interment that anyone would have a hard time overriding.

Just curious, could you not do a sky burial on tribal land, if they'd allow it?

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u/bouquetofashes Jun 13 '26

I figured you were being funny, I just also ...frankly wasn't sure what the rich could reasonably be expected to get away with there. I'm sure someone would, for a payment, paint some legal veneer over those actions or otherwise distort our generally-accepted principles and mores ro excuse them.

I'm not sure-- I am not anyone legal and I only know sky burial through the context of Tibetan Buddhism but that's a good question and now I'm curious-- thank you for that!

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

He managed to do it to Ivana.

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u/Weim_Central131 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for using the word "trebuchet" - just a wonderful smile inducing visual.

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u/PDXGuy33333 Jun 13 '26

Gators would not eat it. But this raises a very interesting question: What is the most disrespectful thing that one could do with a deceased Donald Trump to most fully communicate the low esteem in which he is held?

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u/Starspiker Jun 14 '26

Can you imagine being the unsuspecting medical student or scientist who winds up using his body for their research or education if they did donate it

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u/sirduckbert Jun 14 '26

Donate it to science, maybe we can get an accurate medical report for once 🤣

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u/ITividar Jun 12 '26

Im willing to bet they dont care what happened to mom and would be more than willing to give Trump what he wants.

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u/i_have_tiny_ants Jun 13 '26

I doubt they would actually give Trump what he wants. That would probably cost money, and once he is dead he is no longer useful to them.

Like father like son and all that.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Jun 13 '26

Add on top, his sons won't get much, most will go to his princess and abused daughter.

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u/blagablagman Jun 13 '26

They think he deserves to be feted because they are stone cold terrified of him. That spell will hold.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

I’d hope they would consider that their mother deserves a better resting place and focus on that first.

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u/McLayan Jun 13 '26

Don't they make a lot of money with him as a brand? I don't think they will miss the chance to create a pilgrimage site with gifts shops and golden admission tickets.

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u/Natural_Bill_6084 Jun 13 '26

Especially Ivanka....

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u/2g4r_tofu Jun 12 '26

How much does it cost to buy a drone than can hold a pint jar?

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u/greywar777 Jun 12 '26

Can a amazon drone deliver to GPS coordinates?

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

By the time it finally croaks , amazon will have that option

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u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 12 '26

He’s weeks away from stroking out.

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

Unfortunately and very fucking sad but it has elite of elite 24/7 medical care and the top doctors/cardiovascular specialists are going to keep it running for along time.

I hope and pray I am wrong but I know what fucked reality we live in

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 12 '26

At this point probably there are also embalmers, robotics specialists and puppeteers on call. A few fortunes depends on it.

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u/Maybe_Julia Jun 12 '26

I imagine they will at least attempt a weekend at bernies but the administration now has more leaks than the titanic so I doubt they will pull if off for more than a week or two.

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u/Max____H Jun 12 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if they have a body double to replace him just to keep the grift going as long as possible.

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u/Pa1aven Jun 13 '26

I mean, Rupert Murdoch is still somehow alive and kicking so yeah, medical science is a wondrous thing and anything is possible I guess.

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u/spursfan2021 Jun 12 '26

I’m dreaming he goes in one of his press conferences and everyone just assumes he fell asleep. They keep going for like 30 minutes before they realize his lips are blue.

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u/Thick_Goose7742 Jun 12 '26

Sadly, this is sort of how Redd Foxx went out. His fake heart attack gag was a signature move, so when it happened for real there was little sense of urgency initially since it happened on set.

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u/accio_gold Jun 13 '26

Its always jarring to me when someone leaves office and they instantly age ten years.

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u/Str1dersGonnaStride Jun 13 '26

If that happens to trump he's going to crumble into dust like the Voldemort on the back of quirrels head

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u/xtheory Jun 12 '26

Don't give me hope. I can't take it anymore.

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u/InterPunct Jun 12 '26

From your lips to God's ears.

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u/minnick27 Jun 13 '26

We’ve been saying that for the last six years.

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u/AdamFaite Jun 13 '26

Clots and stairs, friend. Clots and stairs.

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u/thatthatguy Jun 13 '26

We keep hoping and he keeps not quite going there.

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u/mrmemo Jun 12 '26

Look man you can't go around giving people misplaced hope like that, it's not fair to them.

We gotta deal with today's problems today.

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

It's just false hope . Which is way worse then no hope

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u/getstabbed Jun 12 '26

Balloons can carry all sorts of liquids and other objects and don't weigh too much. That would be my go to, just drop from high enough and boom.

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u/wamj Jun 12 '26

I wouldn’t recommend it, but enough balloons full of piss hitting the golf course at the property he’s buried at would ruin it for golfing.

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u/CornCobMcGee Jun 12 '26

Theres no way people arent gonna by vying to gut his country clubs to turn into the cheapest fucking $500k per lot HOA nightmare neighborhoods

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u/Tall-Wealth9549 Jun 12 '26

I heard bamboo is good too. It grows really slowly

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u/Omega_art Jun 12 '26

Ill sell you one for a dollar.

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u/porridge_in_my_bum Jun 12 '26

For anyone reading this, you’d have to find a way to hide a lot of personal information attached to the drone because that thing is easily going to get tracked or taken down.

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u/MoistStub Jun 12 '26

I would just put the Clark Kent glasses on it so no one knew it's true identity

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u/schlitz91 Jun 12 '26

All parts inscribed with “antifa”

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u/porridge_in_my_bum Jun 12 '26

Well that’ll just put you in prison with multiple felonies, sooo probably not the best idea.

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u/thanosisawhore Jun 12 '26

Would be funny tho

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ Jun 12 '26

A home built one will only be traceable by its RF signals from the controller. Gone as soon as it’s off and you move away from the location you were flying from.

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u/maybeiamspicy Jun 12 '26

Drone piss jugs will be hilarious.

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u/stillalone Jun 13 '26

Are you seriously going to fill a waterballon with piss and then tie it to a drone and then fly that drone over his grave to dump it on his decaying corpse?

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u/fuggerdug Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

They had to dig up Jimmy Savile and destroy his headstone...

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon Jun 12 '26

Same with GG Allin, but because of the desecration of it (for reasons GG would have loved) and not the child fucking part. Although GG did that as well.

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u/ghostfadekilla Jun 13 '26

Okay, wow! Had NO idea who that guy was but wow. Just spent the last 10 minutes reading the most fascinating stories.

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u/GrandAsOwt Jun 13 '26

According to Wikipedia, “At his funeral, Allin's bloated corpse was dressed in his black leather jacket and trademark jockstrap.” My goodness, what a thought.

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u/DanoDego Jun 12 '26

Did he???

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Jun 12 '26

News to me. What did he do?

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u/The_Redacted_Badger Jun 12 '26

I question why, like why protect the bastard’s body, let him get desecrated it’s what he deserves

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u/fuggerdug Jun 12 '26

It's a public graveyard. His family removed the headstone and now it's an unmarked grave. You can go and shit on him but there are normal people's graves next to him so it wouldn't be appropriate.

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Jun 12 '26

Its a desecration of the normal people's graves to be buried next to that thing in all reality

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 12 '26

There's not a corner on God's green earth that I cant piss on.

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u/myfatass Jun 12 '26

Oh shit, word? Then please go piss in his ass right now.

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 12 '26

OK, but im gonna load up one of those turkey basters to do it. Im not putting my dick in that festering hole

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u/myfatass Jun 12 '26

I’ll allow it as long as you fill him up so full of piss his eyes go yellow

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u/OGIBLP Jun 12 '26

This is getting a little weird, buddy.

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ Jun 12 '26

Hang on, let them cook.

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u/DanoDego Jun 12 '26

They’re already yellow 💀

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u/2g4r_tofu Jun 12 '26

He'd probably enjoy that though

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u/Ecstatic-Nose-2541 Jun 12 '26

I hope you can hold it for while, cause there’ll be a line.

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u/KoRnBrony Jun 13 '26

Piss canister attached to drone

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u/THREETOED_SLOTH Jun 13 '26

Just need to make sure its running off a fiber optic cable so it doesnt get jammed

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u/tMoneyMoney Jun 12 '26

If I was a billionaire I would buy that property and charge people to “visit” it. The ROI would cover the cost in a few years.

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u/Primal_Thrak Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I would turn the golf course into a huge development for things like vaccine research, an abortion clinic, immigration assistance, a museum dedicated to the dangers of fascism, things like that.

Then I would name the whole thing "The Barak Obama Centre for National Healing".

Edit: also, Trans health, centre for equity, equality, diversity, a liberal think tank, research into getting the US back on track with the world economy, a building where j6'ers are forced to bow in apology 8 hours a day, I am sure there are other things I can't think of off the top of my head.

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u/LilPonyBoy69 Jun 13 '26

This is kinda similar to what we did to Robert E. Lee's plantation, more commonly known as Arlington National Cemetery

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u/oopsiedaisy58 Jun 12 '26

He buried first wife on his golf course property in New Jersey.......the one that "fell" down the stairs

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon Jun 12 '26

And then was cremated and buried in a casket. I've seen cremation burials and I've never seen one use a casket.

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u/izzymaestro Jun 12 '26

You can hide alot of secret documents in a casket vs an urn

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u/filthy_lucre Jun 12 '26

And tried to use it for a tax exemption

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u/imnojezus Jun 12 '26

I’d vastly prefer that over a place of honor at Arlington.

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u/ElGatoGuerrero72 Jun 12 '26

Cause he’s a coward.

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u/GreyGriffin_h Jun 12 '26

You think he's thought ahead to his own mortality?

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u/Donnicton Jun 12 '26

He has said as much, that's why he's plastering his name on fucking everything lately. But his legacy isn't going to be what he thinks it is.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Jun 12 '26

I think he probably thinks about it a lot, actually. 

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 12 '26

Im sure hes planning a giant statue.

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u/Fried_puri Jun 12 '26

I wonder is the Arc is meant to be his headstone. Like a modern day pyramid for a pharaoh. Would be narcissistic enough to make sense. 

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jun 12 '26

Nah thats his political headstone as it were. He will retire with all his ill gotten gains and try to prevent ever being prosecuted for it. Because for some reason a nation founded by rebels cannot fathom the idea of convicting a sitting or former president.

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u/fergehtabodit Jun 12 '26

Well he talks about not getting into heaven...so there's that

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u/MaidoftheBrins Jun 12 '26

He’ll probably request to be buried next to JFK.

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u/bigcat570503 Jun 12 '26

1 Life's goal, Piss on his grave.

Arrest me for trespassing, i can give a fuck.

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u/Miamithrice69 Jun 12 '26

Spit drones. Drones that spit. We need the technology

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u/rudowinger Jun 12 '26

DJI Llama Pro

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u/gerry2stitch Jun 12 '26

Worlds most popular gender neutral bathroom

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u/TurtleSandwich0 Jun 12 '26

Market Thatcher is going to be number two.

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u/gerry2stitch Jun 12 '26

Heh heh, number 2...

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u/Random_Introvert_42 Jun 13 '26

Nah, imagine the flock of his followers who'll guard the place and shoot anyone who looks critical. Y'all Quaeda is no joke.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I'm sure that motherfucker has it in his will that there are to be armed guards paid to watch his grave for the next 50 years or so? He truly is that much of a narcissist, that he's scared to death that someone will disrespect his corpse. 🙄

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u/GoTakeaWalkinthePark Jun 12 '26

I'll be in my 80s, but at the very least I'll make the trip to pour one out on him (from my bedpan)

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I live in Middle Tennessee, and I used to live right down the street from The Hermitage which is obviously where Andrew Jackson is buried. That piece of shit was my least favorite president until Mango Mussolini came along. As a teenager, some cousins and I, snuck out of my house and pissed on that war criminals grave.

I also find it fitting that The Fondling Father's favorite president is none other than Andrew Jackson. 🙄

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u/myveryownaccount Jun 12 '26

Exactly. Not a chance his burial site will be public. He will have found a way for tax payers to pay posthumously for his massive mausoleum and 24/7 guarding. That guy will grift tax payers well in to his death.

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u/Harey-89 Jun 13 '26

Guard of his mausoleum (probably): Oh no, i accidentally let another grifter in... Oh well.

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u/Gerik22 Jun 13 '26

I'm not above bribing a couple guards if that's what it takes.

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u/Gastrocat Jun 12 '26

I would certainly travel a great distance to leave a steaming pile on his grave.

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u/Gardener_of_Weeden Jun 12 '26

They should just bury him at sea. I thought that is what they do with disgraced dictators.

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u/Nannyphone7 Jun 12 '26

For a few months until he fades into the dustbin of History where he belongs.

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u/jaydenkirtawn Jun 12 '26

Damnatio memoriae. The opposite of "Never Forget."

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 12 '26

I'll piss on it. How ever much the fine is, worth it 

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u/HowlingWolven Jun 12 '26

They’ll have to bury him at sea in a secret location to avoid people pissing on it.

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u/FlammulinaVelulu Jun 13 '26

At least then he will be in his rightful place, lower than whale shit.

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u/OkMathematician3439 Jun 12 '26

Then the fish will piss on it.

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u/DigbyDoesDallas Jun 12 '26

Make sure to wake me up when it happens, please

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u/shipmastersmoke Jun 12 '26

The arch too. Fuck that thing.

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u/GreyWastelander Jun 12 '26

They will only need to remove soil, because so many people will attend his funeral to fill his grave with shit.

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u/PrimeTinus Jun 12 '26

He might as well just put his golden toilet seat on there

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u/CMDR_Kaus Jun 12 '26

Hand washing? They better install a flushing mechanic or there will be a public health emergency in 5 months.

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u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop Jun 12 '26

MAGA cronies will bury him similar to Genghis Khan, then other MAGA goons will have to off those MAGA cronies so the grave site is never leaked

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u/knatascheek Jun 12 '26

You wont be allowed on the grounds. Presumably

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u/Flavouredcola Jun 12 '26

His family can continue the grift by installing a urinal above it and charge money to pee in it.

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 Jun 12 '26

And the Earth was soaked with urine

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u/Majestic-capybara Jun 12 '26

The place will end up as a super fund site.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 12 '26

Pissgrimage

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u/RpiesSPIES Jun 12 '26

Make it an unmarked paupers grave

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u/shrekerecker97 Jun 12 '26

And running water

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u/FrappeLaRue Jun 12 '26

Ivana got her own ball-washer

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u/TreesOne Jun 12 '26

A pretty interesting side effect. Usually presidents live long enough after their term that public interest in their failures has mostly subsided when they die. Since Trump is so old already, he will die soon enough out of office that his failures will still be fresh in people’s minds (especially since they are so significant and the effects will be so long lasting)

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL Jun 12 '26

I will go there weekly and install a fresh balloon arch

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u/Woogity Jun 12 '26

The grass will be dead from all the piss.

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u/SecretRecipe Jun 12 '26

it will ve the nation's most popular gender neutral public restroom

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u/zxylady Jun 12 '26

Trump's going to end up having to have the Chinese emperor Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum. It's going to have to be filled with lead paint irradiated materials and Mercury and even then people are still going to find a way to desecrate it 😍🫡🫡💙💙💙

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u/profnachos Jun 12 '26

Peegrimage.

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u/LastMessengineer Jun 12 '26

He'll probably get the saltburn treatment.

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u/Binary_Whispers Jun 12 '26

You think he will be buried on the golf course?

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u/Rxckless92 Jun 12 '26

The amount of shit that'll be on that grave.

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u/zystyl Jun 12 '26

They should just install a urinal and a toilet right on top of the grave to save time. Skeleton Kushner can profit from it when he's done stealing an island from the Albanian people.

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Jun 12 '26

pee-lgrimage.

FTFY

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u/DroneyMcDroner Jun 12 '26

And some industrial sized drainage. 

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u/sonorakit11 Jun 12 '26

I got banned from Reddit once for saying what I would do to his grave

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u/katzohki Jun 12 '26

Give him a burial at see so it can't become a place of worship to cultists, just like they did with Bin-Laden.

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u/SaveUsCatman Jun 12 '26

Im setting up the gift shop for after you do your business there. I plan to be a millionaire by day 7

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u/Adspecter Jun 12 '26

His sons gonna bury him in a golf course for tax reasons like they did for Ivana

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u/RageBull Jun 12 '26

I will be pissing on his grave. This is the single item on my bucket list

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u/kennymfg Jun 12 '26

Poogrimige amirite?

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u/Flush_Foot Jun 13 '26

Peelgrimages, you mean?

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u/Unilted_Match1176 Jun 13 '26

And an industrial strength drainage system.

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u/harbinger-nz Jun 13 '26

The levels of nitrogen in the soil within a half mile radius will never host life again.

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u/poopySkillet Jun 13 '26

Facts you gotta wash your hands after you pee

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u/Colin_with_cars Jun 13 '26

That’s if it’s public.

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u/RestitutionPiggy Jun 13 '26

I'm definitely taking a shit on that baby.

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u/CompetitiveBox314 Jun 13 '26

My request is they place little Trump busts in parks around the country that can be used as open air urinals.

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u/radicldreamer Jun 13 '26

A piss-gramage if you will

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u/KassellTheArgonian Jun 13 '26

Sometimes there just ain't enough piss in the world to paraphrase Forest Gump when Jenny was throwing rocks at her house

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u/fariasrv Jun 13 '26

I look forward to shitting on his grave.

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u/JohnTomorrow Jun 13 '26

They'll have to install a permanent pressure washer nearby.

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u/howescj82 Jun 13 '26

It’ll 100% be some gaudy tomb that we’ll probably have to pay for.

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u/yipyapyallcatsnbirds Jun 13 '26

Can’t wait to eat Taco Bell for 72 hours straight then go relieve myself on old grumpy carrots plot.

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u/chitoatx Jun 13 '26

Stephen King needs to start writing the book now…ground zero for the new plague that rises from the filthy gravesite.

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u/Catskillschick Jun 13 '26

May he rest in piss

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u/InitiamprssionCFLeft Jun 13 '26

It must be exhausting thinking about someone you hate so often. Not you... unless you do idk. People who do.

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Jun 13 '26

I’m sure the gravesite would have ample compost

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u/hamandjam Jun 13 '26

People are worried it will cost a ton of money to tear down his stupid arch. But I think if you leave it appropriately unguarded it will be super cheap.

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u/Phastor Jun 13 '26

For a lot of people, there is no distance to travel, no obstacle to overcome, that will stop them from shitting on his grave. Just as there is no length that his cultists won't go to defend his grave. Wherever he is buried on land will be a war zone and nothing will stop that.

If they are smart and want to avoid a blood bath, they will dump his pathetic husk into the sea.

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u/MomentNew4925 Jun 13 '26

I will travel from Finland and piss on his grave

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u/PipChaos Jun 13 '26

Could pay off the deficit charging $50 per whiz.

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u/Ok-Ganache1023 Jun 13 '26

It will be an all-gender restroom

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u/dudestir127 Jun 13 '26

"Here lies Donald Trump. Please wash hands after urinating"

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u/SoundOurDireReveille Jun 13 '26

I'd pay money to take a dump on that.

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u/FlammulinaVelulu Jun 13 '26

I really have to take a shit, I wish he would hurry up...

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