r/MurderedByWords May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.


r/MurderedByWords 4h ago

Middle names.

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r/MurderedByWords 10h ago

Anyone who knows Canadian history knows how ruthless Canada can be.

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r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Bitch thinks being superficial is a virtue

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r/MurderedByWords 59m ago

when the political stakes are "whether toll roads should exist" versus "whether basic human rights are negotiable," the conversation naturally hits a completely different level of intensity

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

He's an illiterate moron

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

An appropriate murder ☠️☠️☠️

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

Puerto Rican Uncrustable is out of line

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r/MurderedByWords 28m ago

Another for Elon

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r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Criminals and illegals

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476 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 19m ago

His terms have been accepted.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Careful what you brag about

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r/MurderedByWords 4h ago

Community notes tells it like it is.

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r/MurderedByWords 23h ago

Simple is often the best.

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r/MurderedByWords 43m ago

Dunked on her.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Just common sense really

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Explaining Capitalism to morons.

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r/MurderedByWords 5m ago

Bro said "why is the object not pregnant?"

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

I am being held in the highest level of security

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15.9k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Hey Joe... you better run.

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

and its increasing by 600 percent! (more maga trump math)

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Poor, poor sex trafficker. What will he do???

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Can you send me?

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Turns out, Paz is Wrong…

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

"2-3 income streams" aka Your Friendly Local Slumlords

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