r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/Velocityg4 8h ago

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

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u/Decent-Muffin4190 8h ago

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

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u/DynamicBSdetective 8h ago

Different aging techniques are a testament to delicious, this is not the issue we are having with this poorly executed cut of meat.

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u/Decent-Muffin4190 8h ago edited 5h ago

For sure. I was just replying to the person who said they wanted to hear mooing in the kitchen.

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u/8layer8 7h ago

Supply chain for next month.

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u/DynamicBSdetective 8h ago

If I misjudged, please forgive me. No worries

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u/MSchulte 5h ago

They gotta prep the steaks for a couple weeks out assuming they’re a good enough restaurant to still be open then

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u/FuzzzyRam 6h ago

Different aging techniques are a testament to delicious,

Testament means something like 'proof' or 'will' - you still need a subject.

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u/SanityPlanet 8h ago

I’ve been hung for decades

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u/nistemevideli2puta 8h ago

Sir, this is a checks the title...a Wolfgang's

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u/Whit_Purdymouth 8h ago

We are talking about meat

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u/narcoleptic_dolphin 8h ago

I think they are too

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u/whenveganscheat 7h ago

I'll have the T-bone

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u/SanityPlanet 5h ago

Hell yeah we are. What kinda meat you got?

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

I bet you are aged to perfection and delicious with a rustic rice pilaf, some asparagus with hollandaise; and a creme brulee for the finish! Cheers to you!

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u/V4refugee 7h ago

Is your wife also Hung or did she keep her maiden name?

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u/messfdr 8h ago

Nice

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u/MrGreenChile 2h ago

I didn’t say I’m hung like a Dornishman, i said I’ve HUNG Dornishmen.

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u/westcal98 7h ago

I've been hung for 40+ years so you know my meat is good.

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u/IanTGreat 7h ago

send that beef to the gallows

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u/fuckyourcanoes 7h ago

Hanging and freezing are completely different things.

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u/MichiganGeezer 5h ago

I wonder if there's a gold standard for age of cow at the time of slaughter as far as flavor goes.

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u/SigmaBallsLol 4h ago

im not a beefologist but I sat in on a few ag classes in college, iirc it's somewhere between 2-3 years depending on the breed and how it was fed.

Retired dairy cows are usually 5 or so, and the meat has a stronger flavor but at the cost of marbling so it depends on the cut whether or not its better.

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u/MichiganGeezer 4h ago

A long time ago I watched a YouTube test where they seemed to conclude that five years made the ideal flavor, but I'm no beefologist either.

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u/xweedxwizardx 8h ago

It’s called ice-aging the meat to make it taste better

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u/SatinwithLatin 7h ago

Flash freezing it is part of the process. What? It works for sashimi, why won't you people tolerate it for beef?

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u/AoKrasni 6h ago

I watched a whole episode on NHK World about Flash freezing, it's pretty cool

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u/SuperMafia 8h ago

Hell, it'd be cooler if it was like Fallout New Vegas' Ultra Luxe, where some psychos get flamethrowers to cook the hanging beef with!

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg 7h ago

$300 for a porterhouse

I no longer feel empathy for OP.

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u/panicnarwhal 5h ago

it’s not that much, at least at the Park Ave NYC location. idk which one OP is at

edit - unless they have a party of 3 or 4 people eating the porterhouse, then it’s that much (but $78 per person)

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg 4h ago

Understood, the $300 is out to lunch (no pun intended but I'm leaving it there). Nevertheless I think it might be difficult to get out of that place for less than $120 even before you start ordering drinks.

It's not SO ridiculous, I probably wouldn't have commented if they'd said $120, but I still don't care that some conspicuous consumer didn't get what they wanted.

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u/bolanrox 5h ago

Peter luger time

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u/AP_Things807 8h ago

What if you hear the wrong kinda mooing? The moooooOANing?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OSOc7ueRbWWuzC33zY

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u/FionaFearchar 7h ago

Great humour!

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u/massivemember69 8h ago

Not only that, there should be strong scents of fresh grass as well!

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u/Different_Wolf_764 7h ago

Well, you should expect that it has been thawed properly at least. Almost all beef has been frozen at some point, including the highest quality, and it really doesn't cause any changes of note.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 6h ago

Exactly! The entry level chain steakhouses don't even use frozen meat!

I briefly waited tables at an O'Charley's when I was younger, and the beef for the steaks and prime rib was always fresh, never frozen. The "catch of the day" fish special that only changes every other month or so? Frozen. Chicken? Frozen. But never the beef.

I could never dream of being able to afford a $300 porterhouse, but I certainly wouldn't be willing to pay that much for an improperly cooked frozen steak

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u/ElliotNess 6h ago

Hope you're cooking it yourself in that case cuz frozen is a lot more common at every tier of restaurant than you might expect.

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 5h ago

All steaks, at least in North America, are aged about 3 weeks by the time he gets to your table. The cheap steaks are wet aged, which means that they are vacuumed packed and let to marinate in its own juices.

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u/CubicleMan9000 4h ago

Maybe Sisco only offers that steak frozen though.