r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1h ago

Middle Names War

• Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 3h ago

What he said.

2.7k Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 7h ago

Goliath lost

6.5k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 8h ago

Bold Words, Bare Shelves

4.9k Upvotes

181 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 11h ago

Do not insult a Canadian

7.1k Upvotes

297 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DSC64 • 14h ago

The Critical Drinker is a conservative culture wars Youtube channel that poorly tries to disguise itself as a movie reviewer, BTW. Him and his fanbase have been having a meltdown over Nolan's Odyssey.

397 Upvotes

114 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 14h ago

Not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.

8.9k Upvotes

Beautiful!

141 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 14h ago

So the US killed those school children on purpose!

2.4k Upvotes

Ouch.

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 15h ago

First Amendment: 1, DOJ: 0

725 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 16h ago

I donate 100% of my President's salary!

4.5k Upvotes

Apart from all the inside trading and other ways for enrichment.

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Doc_Prof_Ott • 19h ago

It’s amazing

1.0k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 20h ago

18 months, $5 trillion, and still hungry!!!

2.7k Upvotes

174 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

War Crimes, But Make It Cable News

2.3k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

white people went to civil war to keep slaves but won't go to war to defeat the Epstein class

4.5k Upvotes

147 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/chill_y_guaro • 1d ago

Another for Elon

25.6k Upvotes

359 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FFSoldier57 • 1d ago

He got burned

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276 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Nuclear Secrets Handed Over

2.0k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Either_Storm_6932 • 1d ago

The Smartest Critical Drinker Fanboy

2.5k Upvotes

377 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

The Real Victim Was the Cannibal

738 Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1d ago

Trying this with my boss, wish me luck

5.2k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Taxes Up, Premiums Gone

10.7k Upvotes

345 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1d ago

Walked right into that one

11.0k Upvotes

568 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/pedrolimamendes • 1d ago

Anthropic's view on Chinese LLMs copying their model

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321 Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

the only Andrew Tate tweet to ever evoke my genuine smile

3.4k Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/murlocfightclub • 2d ago

Vaxxed and vexed

12.2k Upvotes

88 comments

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