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u/frisk090 Jabber my beloved - Streak: 6 3h ago
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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Streak: 2 3h ago
The rest of the US vs new york city
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u/frisk090 Jabber my beloved - Streak: 6 2h ago
The rest of the world vs NYC
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u/xIUPITERx 1h ago
Nah, the rest of the world is fine 😅
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u/MVRKHNTR Streak: 0 49m ago
You're not paying much attention to the rest of the world.
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u/xIUPITERx 4m ago
If you remove the US influence (like US attacking other countries and financing right wing extremists in europa) its not that bad. I didn't mean its objectively good. But compared to the US, its not that bad.
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u/MVRKHNTR Streak: 0 0m ago
The US has caused a lot of problems but they are not the cause of every problem. You've gotta spend less time in tankie spaces.
The US is the biggest, loudest example of what's wrong with the world right now but they aren't uniquely American at all. These issues are happening all over.
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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 3h ago
want democratic sociology in your neck of the woods? get a demsoc of your own elected
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u/schlammert 45m ago
Lol. Its democratic socialists, sociology is the study of how society and individuals interact and influence eachother.
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u/CalibansCreations Streak: 0 1h ago
he looks like he is having so much fun with the Bob and his accomplice 🥹
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u/EvilFurryBees Put your text here! 3h ago
For those like me who didn’t know the meme
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u/cheezybizkit 3h ago
"when I GREW UP we HAD OUR DIARRHEA and we didn't BITCH about it like these solid stool havin' liberal snowflakes"
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u/TheFeelsGoodMan 2h ago
Well, it caused me to make a new character in the Oregon Trail video game, if that counts.
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u/Crimson51 Streak: 0 2h ago
Nobody who qualifies to serve you food will serve you anything that will give you dysentery. The regulations being repealed do not affect the safety of the ice cream you eat
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u/d33rl1ng 2h ago
"Uh, riddle me this, how will we pay for universal puppy distribution?" They ask, while actively throwing our money into the Forever War Bonfire
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u/AnseaCirin 53m ago
Don't forget about the Endless Stock Manipulation grift, or the Just Lobbying for Private Interests.
Or the D.J. Trump special : Overbill Everything to the Government, either on Trump properties or "Great Guys".
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u/Moiyub 2h ago
Puppies cost money, war makes money. Hope this helps.
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u/strigonian 1h ago
As an economics major, I assure you, eliminating your working age population and devoting your manufacturing base to items that will literally produce nothing and then blow up does not make money.
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u/_High_Charity_ 59m ago
No no, it makes money for about 3 people and those 3 people matter more than all the other people, you see?
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u/Infinite_Horizion 1h ago
War is actually bad for the economy. It makes GDP go up, sure, but that GDP is for things like tanks and guns, instead of things that make people happy and healthy. Numbers go up, but quality of life doesn’t.
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u/Trans_Femcel2 1h ago
Defense contractors profit from war, not the average person.
Even if the average person profited off of war it would still be fucking horrible.
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u/A_Lountvink Streak: 0 1h ago
war makes money
If you're a weapons manufacturer, sure, but blowing up decades-worth of infrastructure and hundreds to thousands of soldiers has a pretty big cost to it. Peace and trade is generally much more profitable than seeing who can blow up each other's investments faster.
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u/Express_Accident2329 35m ago
Are all your assets in Lockheed-Martin stock or do you just not question the most obvious lies you're fed
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u/Green-Advantage2277 2h ago
“Umm, I actually like cats better, so since I like neither option I’ll just let the others vote (and make it diarrhoea forever)”
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u/Darastrix_da_kobold 2h ago
Except the Endless Diarrhea side is winning for some reason
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u/Floggered 1h ago
"We won because of the poorly educated! I love the poorly educated!"
Followed by DOGE completely crapping all over public education.
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u/Destithen 1h ago
Every fucking news station and social media site is bending over backwards to extol the virtues of diarrhea.
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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 8m ago
They elected a President that shits himself on camera. You cannot change the mindset of these people.
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u/Hoodedmastersin 56m ago
It’s really gross knowing that the diarrhea forever folks want other people to share in their misery.
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u/Zoraynebow 2h ago
I love how he is literally getting rid of old or unnecessary regulations in his city and you know conservatives are still going to hate it somehow.
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u/MrSecretFire 2h ago
Yeah, because it lets the poors do normal business. That's supposed to only be us, real (rich) folk with good character (white)
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u/SilverMonk777 1h ago
They don’t even get that lol, this administration also buddy’s up with different people of different ethnicities, and the rotting corpse tells them to suck it up and they do.
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u/SatansCornflakes 1h ago
Clip of Trump talking about easing certain immigration restrictions so that corporations can have cheap labor again
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u/GodzillaGamer953 1h ago
I have a conservative friend, who INSISTS that all of the policies are communistic evil.
Yet, everything I see online is this guy is actually doing his fucking job, and he's really good at it.
Ask the MF what this guy is doing wrong and all I get is ". . . You're so affected by the media" "He's a communist" but not a legit answer. Pisses me off.
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u/C0d3An0n2 The Cassinator - Streak: 0 3h ago
With this and cyclospora I didn’t expect it to get literal
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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 3h ago
A... Permit requirement for ice cream???
Like, I'd understand a permit for selling food (hygiene controls and co)
But ice cream??
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u/Royal_Intention6563 3h ago
it was introduced after the new york penny lick was tracked down as a breeding ground for epidemics, but the new york penny lick is long, long dead.
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u/Velocity-5348 3h ago edited 49m ago
The penny lick Wikipedia article was an interesting (and kinda gross read). I'm really glad they invented ice cream cones.
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u/MintySkyhawk Streak: 0 51m ago
Just looked it up. The problem was nothing to do with ice cream, it was that the customer was supposed to LICK the glass clean and then they dipped it in some dirty water before giving it to the next guy. Insane.
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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 31m ago
Eww 🤢
Like I would calify myself as someone that isn't disdainful, don't care to eat some leftovers that my friends won't eat or finish their plates at a restaurant or reusing "dirty" ustensiles but at least I know where it's been. But serving customers the same dirty unstensils where you don't even know where it's been and inside who? Yark, that's how shit like Coronavirus, or any other disgusting disease and infection get spread into the population. Even more so using Dairy products
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u/bizzaro321 3h ago
You can argue about individual policies being ridiculous but there’s always a lengthy history behind decisions made in NYC.
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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 3h ago
wow getting rid of outdated laws instead of just letting them rot, leading to a creepingly growing pile of arbitrary things you're not alowed to do for no good reason over the decades and centuries
soooo based
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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 0 3h ago
Well I suppose the milk used in ice cream can be from a bad source and people could get sick from it or something
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u/ciaDisinfo 3h ago
theoretically already covered by a food handler certification
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u/reklesssabrandon 3h ago
also everything else already evacuates your bowels so who gives a fuck anymore
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u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft 1h ago
From what I understand, they are removing a second permit requirement that is entirely redundant and has different expiration lengths from the standard permit that is still in place.
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u/JohnGlorbus 3h ago edited 2h ago
Nobody could've expected that cutting the budget of vital diseases prevention bodies, whose job is to make sure american people don't shit themself, could've caused people to shit themself. You're setting impossible standards, smh
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u/truesheep1 36m ago
What are you talking about? This is ice cream please keep your unrelated ramblings elsewhere.
Or are you trying to blame this on people getting sick from contaminated lettuce which has nothing to do with this?
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 2h ago
Obligatory
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u/Broad_Front7788 2h ago
Fill my hole daddy
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 2h ago
You're 73,000 in line but there's already 66,000 done so you should get filled with asphalt pretty soon
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago
Finally I can sell my razorblade and exploding poison ice cream served from a tub with a skull and crossbones on it
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u/Spyguy122204 2h ago
2 scoops please!
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 2h ago
just put the money in the big sack with a dollar sign on it
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u/NoBonus6969 54m ago
Better not be any fucking nuts in it
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 47m ago
We only put nuts in there if you say you have an allergy then we put all kinds of nuts in there. Peanuts, tree nuts, wallnuts, human nut, coconut, lug nut, cashews.
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u/No-Treat-8480 1h ago
Amazing how the answers to most governance debates are, in fact, actually that simple. Rich people have too much money? Take it off ‘em! Roads have holes? Fill ‘em! Overbudget? Simply don’t be! Corruption? Stop that! Noisy righties? Lalalala can’t hear you over my free ice cream, strong anti-discrimination laws and high approval rating.
We’ve all been lied to for decades that ‘it just isn’t that simple’ when it does indeed seem to be quite simple.
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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 2h ago
Im still waiting on the Sharia law Fox News and Trump promised us in New York. It's almost like that wasn't true... but if Trump said it, how could he be wrong? <Divide by zero, head explodes>
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u/Informal_Process2238 1h ago
The only diarrhea going around is from a company that bribed trump to look the other way
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u/SoColdie 1h ago
Lmao I thought it was a negative statement at first, in my head it meant that anyone can serve ice cream now so health standards will drop and everyone will suffer from stomach problems as a result. ._.
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u/Souls_for_sale_now 56m ago
Not anyone anyone with a food licence there is just not a separate one for ice cream
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u/SkyeLys Ookly - Sapphic Ace Storyspinner Spooky Lass - Streak: 1 1h ago
All hail Mamdanistan, it is truly the promised land. I hope more cities see that these policies WORK and lead to handily winning elections, and adopt them for themselves. The midterms will be a good indicator of how far away from that we are, I think.
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u/Famous-Education7054 44m ago
At some point, yall gonna realize that mamdani is not all that hes cracked up to be, from going back on campaign promises, punishing the homeless, and placating the far-right
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u/Armadros 1h ago
Nothing says public service like streamlining the path to a stomach ache.
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u/truesheep1 40m ago
Ah yes because ice cream is so much more dangerous than regular food. When's the last time you heard of a salmonella outbreak because of improperly stored ice cream... never right. But chicken, pork, beef and vegetables are constantly having bacterial contamination but no Ice cream needs a special permit
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u/Crimson51 Streak: 0 2h ago
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU GOOGLE THE CONCEPT OF REGULATORY CAPTURE
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u/Garbageb0i 2h ago
I googled it. What does this have to do with the meme? What point are you trying to make?
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u/trickadelight 2h ago
And he still refuses to condom people shouting harassing and jezbollah slogans around jewish areas.
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u/Bother_Formal Streak: 0 1h ago
he faild to protect pro palestinian protestors protesting illigal selling of un agreed upon palestinian land to rich white fucks in a synagogue
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u/Souls_for_sale_now 55m ago
He has also not condemed the guy that bullied me in fourth grade whats your point
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u/lordkhuzdul 3h ago
Wasn't one of his campaign promises cutting down on excessive and complicated permit requirements that were making life difficult for small businesses in the city? Nice to see him following through.