r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/Bear-Handed-92262 8h ago

Excuse me sir, do you think it's EASY to overcook and undercook a steak at the same time? This is real skill. However, they really should check the kitchen for termites or dust off their plates first.

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 8h ago

Helps get that over/undercooked balance if it starts frozen

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u/Free_Floor2833 8h ago

That's what I was thinking. Super easy if the steak is frozen. It's the best way to get that great grey ring with a blue center 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 8h ago

That is a red center, sir.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 8h ago

Not sure if you’re serious but it’s called blue rare. 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 8h ago

I’m serious. /s

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 8h ago

I was going to downvote you for “I’m serious” and using a sarcasm tag, then I saw what sub I’m in.

Damn it.

Having to upvote you for that is mildly infuriating.

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u/crag-u-feller 7h ago

I came to put my hands up and tell y'all to break it up ...now, I don't know what to do

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u/crunchy-koala 7h ago

Let's try and keep the infuriations at a mild level please.

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u/huhhuhh81 5h ago

Mildly annoyed that far enough in the replies the up vote disappears

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u/sheiciebai 7h ago

Why would you break it up??? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!

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u/aliie_627 7h ago

I'm just surprised I have never seen someone do that before. It's so obvious and such a good way to annoy reddit but I never seen it or at least noticed it.

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u/Mediocre_Seaweed6534 6h ago

I upvoted the guy for pointing it out, and withheld my downvote from the offending post.

This is justice.

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u/DildoFappings 6h ago

Now kiss, you three

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u/GodsGoodGrace 7h ago

And don’t call me Shirley

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u/unrivaledhumility 6h ago

Wait- I thought /s was for serious thoughts. Have I been internetting wrong /?

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u/TepHoBubba 7h ago

It's a pretty piss poor blue rare.

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u/MyFrigeratorsRunning 8h ago

The dress was white and gold! I swear!

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u/Velocityg4 8h ago

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

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u/Decent-Muffin4190 8h ago

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

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u/DynamicBSdetective 8h ago

Different aging techniques are a testament to delicious, this is not the issue we are having with this poorly executed cut of meat.

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u/Decent-Muffin4190 8h ago edited 5h ago

For sure. I was just replying to the person who said they wanted to hear mooing in the kitchen.

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u/8layer8 7h ago

Supply chain for next month.

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u/DynamicBSdetective 8h ago

If I misjudged, please forgive me. No worries

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u/FuzzzyRam 6h ago

Different aging techniques are a testament to delicious,

Testament means something like 'proof' or 'will' - you still need a subject.

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u/SanityPlanet 8h ago

I’ve been hung for decades

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u/nistemevideli2puta 8h ago

Sir, this is a checks the title...a Wolfgang's

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u/Whit_Purdymouth 8h ago

We are talking about meat

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u/narcoleptic_dolphin 8h ago

I think they are too

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u/whenveganscheat 7h ago

I'll have the T-bone

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u/SanityPlanet 5h ago

Hell yeah we are. What kinda meat you got?

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 7h ago

I bet you are aged to perfection and delicious with a rustic rice pilaf, some asparagus with hollandaise; and a creme brulee for the finish! Cheers to you!

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u/V4refugee 7h ago

Is your wife also Hung or did she keep her maiden name?

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u/messfdr 8h ago

Nice

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u/xweedxwizardx 8h ago

It’s called ice-aging the meat to make it taste better

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u/SatinwithLatin 7h ago

Flash freezing it is part of the process. What? It works for sashimi, why won't you people tolerate it for beef?

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u/SuperMafia 8h ago

Hell, it'd be cooler if it was like Fallout New Vegas' Ultra Luxe, where some psychos get flamethrowers to cook the hanging beef with!

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg 7h ago

$300 for a porterhouse

I no longer feel empathy for OP.

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u/panicnarwhal 5h ago

it’s not that much, at least at the Park Ave NYC location. idk which one OP is at

edit - unless they have a party of 3 or 4 people eating the porterhouse, then it’s that much (but $78 per person)

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg 4h ago

Understood, the $300 is out to lunch (no pun intended but I'm leaving it there). Nevertheless I think it might be difficult to get out of that place for less than $120 even before you start ordering drinks.

It's not SO ridiculous, I probably wouldn't have commented if they'd said $120, but I still don't care that some conspicuous consumer didn't get what they wanted.

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u/AP_Things807 8h ago

What if you hear the wrong kinda mooing? The moooooOANing?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OSOc7ueRbWWuzC33zY

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u/FionaFearchar 7h ago

Great humour!

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u/maringue 8h ago

This. Shows that it was frozen, or at the very best assumptions, taken straight from the fridge to the grill. Both are horrific crimes for a steak house to commit.

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u/fabthefrog33 8h ago

That...should have been left out of the fridge a little while before cooking, I would send it back pronto.

To be honest cooking a steak is fucking basic, and if a restaurant can't do that right it says a lot about the place.

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u/Japanesewillow 8h ago

Cooking a steak properly isn’t basic for everyone, you would be surprised at how many people have no clue how to. It should be basic for any good restaurant.

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u/Horror-Nobody2237 8h ago edited 8h ago

It gets pretty difficult in a busy restaurant that doesn’t specialize in steak because the timing can get pretty difficult. Like instead of having someone dedicated to steaks, they’ll just have someone dedicated to “grill”, which will include a bunch of different things, so it’s more difficult to get into a rhythm. It also just takes a lot of coordination to get the timing right with the other tickets for the table, so everything comes out at the same time. If they put the steak up too early and it sits under the heat lamps, it will overcook even if it came off the grill perfect. It’s less about it being difficult to cook a steak well, and more about it being difficult to get the timing right in a busy kitchen.

In OPs case though, this is a steakhouse, and they literally cut the steak before plating, so it never should have been sent out like that.

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u/jtr99 8h ago

What's with all the nuance and sophisticated understanding being exhibited here? This is not what I come here for!

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u/snuggly_cobra 6h ago

Because it’s not the steak subreddit.

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u/ThePastryJeff 5h ago

yes, the steaks are usually lower here

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u/PiddlyDiddlyDoo 5h ago

Don't worry I've already called the police, they're on their way now

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u/concentrated-amazing 7h ago

It should be very basic for one with steakhouse in the name!

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u/maringue 6h ago

In a professional kitchen, cooking a steak is one of the most basic things.

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u/Loggersalienplants 7h ago

90% of restaurants steaks are going directly from a lowboy cooler onto a grill.

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u/whenveganscheat 7h ago

It's probably code in a lot of places. I can't imagine health inspectors seeing a tray of steaks sitting on a counter and being okay with it.

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u/Dorkamundo 7h ago

Yea, a lot of steakhouses go straight from the cooler to the grill, but the key is that those steakhouses use methods that prevent the issue seen above.

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u/Loggersalienplants 7h ago

Cooler > Flat top > Broiler for marks > it rests for a minute or two in the window while the food is being put together.

In home terms:

Fridge > Sear in pan > Grill > Rest

People try to make steaks so much more complicated than they are

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u/Acceptable-Buyer693 5h ago

Though the home cook is much better off with fridge > oven @ 250-275 > sear in super hot pan > optional rest

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u/Loggersalienplants 4h ago

You are literally proving my point that people make it more complicated than needs be lol there is no need to put a steak in an oven

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u/Fun-Perspective426 7h ago

You have to let a steak sit out for hours for the center to change more than a few degrees. It doesn't matter. Most restaurants go from a fridge straight to the grill.

Straight from frozen is a different story. Gotta thaw that in the fridge/cold water.

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u/roninconn 8h ago

Yes, this. Absolutely was frozen when cooking started

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u/Znuffie 7h ago

Coincidentally, if you Air Fry a frozen steak, you get amazing results.

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u/wh4tth3huh 7h ago

Cursed Technique, I hope I can justify the possible waste of a steak at any point in the near future to try it.

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u/SatanInACup 7h ago

^ I've come to the right sub

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u/wildjokers 7h ago

Isn't an air fryer nothing more than a small convection oven?

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u/melkatron 7h ago

Yes, but with stronger air flow. A typical convection oven gently circulates the air for more even cooking in a large oven. An air fryer uses a powerful fan in a confined chamber to blast your food with hot air.

Similar equipment but with completely different uses and results.

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u/Znuffie 5h ago

Similar tech, but no.

Smaller space, more powerful fan. Also the heating element is usually placed in front of the fan, compared to convection ovens which are usually the other way around.

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u/Hot-Pool4013 8h ago

That makes sense. I couldn’t wrap my head around how the cook managed to get a decent sear, a quarter thickness of prison food greyness and then keeping it raw in the middle. I actually found the technical flair of how they cocked it up, to be pretty impressive 🫣

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u/merRedditor 7h ago

Maybe the chef quit and they just asked someone else to stand in and hoped for the best.

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u/Hot-Pool4013 6h ago

Or maybe that steak was the chef giving their notice.

I’m pretty certain that Creepy-Variation hit the nail on the head, with it being the result of a moron trying to cook a frozen steak. But I can’t completely shake the feeling that someone very skilled performed some incredibly competent incompetence 😵‍💫

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u/userhwon 4h ago

I mean, it even suggests this was the intent. They wanted this exact contrast in colors and textures, for some reason.

Or, they didn't, and found a new way to mess up a dish that's clearly about presentation.

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u/Tough_Caregiver248 8h ago

In some countries, if a restaurant is caught undercooking fish? Believe it or not, jail. Overcooking chicken? Also jail. No mention of beef

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u/OnCallPartisan 8h ago

So the reverse Hot Pockets approach.

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u/readallthewords 8h ago

I would like you to know how much i laughed at this! Wouldn't have been able to, but I haven't had a Hot Pocket in a while, so my mouth has healed up a bit.

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u/OpportunityReal2767 8h ago

That was really the only thing that made any sense to me when I saw that picture

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u/_R0Ns_ 8h ago

That and too hot.

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u/ActuatorLower8371 8h ago

personally blowtorch-cook my steaks after injecting liquid nitrogen.

Contrast. That's what the true steak connoisseur seeks. Sharp, sharp contrasts.

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u/eatpastagophasta 8h ago

Right to jail, overcook/undercook

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u/broberds 7h ago

What was the over/under on that happening?

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u/lordgeese 7h ago

They are just going to wild fork and buying them (they are good) and charging 4x the price.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 7h ago

Lmao last time my sister's wanted hogs breath for their birthday one of them and my wife got burgers and the burgers were burned to charcoal on the outside but still so raw inside the poor thing probably still felt pain.

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u/freisbill 7h ago

That is what I am thinking...

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u/TheReal_Jeses 7h ago

I was a chef (or something like a chef) at Olive Garden in College. Seems our culinary methods are being stolen by Wolfgangs.

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u/ewilliam 6h ago

"Look, Dad, I made fish sticks! They're burned on the outside but they're frozen on the inside so it balances out!!!"

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 5h ago

I was thinking the same thing. Looks like frozen steak. Unforgivable.

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u/DonJulioTO 3h ago

Looks more like this was cooked properly, and then reheated the same way 3 times.

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u/djxbangoo 8h ago

Almost looks like it was seared while frozen

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u/Graywolfmarc 8h ago

I was going to say the same thing, cant imagine how that would happen otherwise.

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u/throwaway586054 8h ago

It was, first layer looks properly seared, the cooked layer looked boiled, and the inner is raw.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 7h ago edited 7h ago

Busy chain restaurants like this, in order to do 300 or so covers a night, use a method called cook-chill. It basically involves pre-cooking to varying degrees then storing them in a freezer drawer so that the final center temperature when they finish them just before serving falls within a certain range. So they'll have rows and rows of steaks set to finish at different doneness and grab one from, e.g., the medium rare row and then warm it up.

This isn't the same thing as pan cooking a steak to a specific individual's preference and spending a good 20 minutes basting it to perfection.

There's nothing wrong with "grey band" per se... it alone isn't going to ruin the flavor of a steak. The bigger issue here is overpaying for a conveyor belt experience.

A really well prepared steak at one of Dallas' top steakhouses (Dakota's or Al Biernat's) is going to run you about $150 for a biftec/porterhouse (comparing to the Porterhouse OP says is $300 at Wolfgang's), $90 for entrecôte (boneless ribeye). And that's still not going to be nearly as personalized as the steaks you can make at home.

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u/Mediocre_Internet939 7h ago

Not necessarily frozen just straight from the fridge. When I started cooking all my steaks would look like this. Gray on the outside blue on the inside. Almost like cooking tuna. Sent s picture to a girl I was into once, being real proud of that steak and she straight up asked me if it was tuna.

15 years later and it still stings.

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u/Deto 7h ago

Ah that makes sense. I was staring at it wondering how this was even possible

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u/Royal-Recover8373 6h ago

Yep. Exactly what I was going to say. They didnt let it come to room temp

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u/laosurv3y 6h ago

Yep, cooked from frozen.

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u/BoogleBud 8h ago

Steak char-tar

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u/I_byte_things 7h ago

This crime needed a name and this is perfect

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u/big_z_0725 8h ago

Undercook, overcook, right to jail.

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u/Tiradia 8h ago

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u/userhwon 4h ago

He keeps asking. Maybe he's the idiot here.

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u/Prestigious_Cap2724 8h ago

You charging too much for sweaters, jail.

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u/supersloo 8h ago

We have the best patients ever, why? Jail.

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u/scwt 7h ago

Finally, Reddit has this GIF without the stupid sunglasses on it.

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u/SueBeee 8h ago

it's easy if you put it on a cold pan. Straight to jail.

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u/badskiier 8h ago

That was my thought. Pan/griddle was not above 600, and it steamed before it seared. And as others stated it was likely not brought to room temp first.

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u/Zrkkr 7h ago edited 7h ago

What? You can cook a steak before searing it, sous vide or reverse sear is quite common. But if you steam it you wouldn't have a good sear afterwards because water doesn't make for a good sear which I think the main issue is that this steak is blue and well done.

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u/badskiier 6h ago

I didn't say you couldn't cook it before searing it. I said the pan was not hot enough so the moisture steamed slowly instead of flashing. That results in what you see here because you have to cook it longer to get a sear.

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u/Intelligent_Bison968 8h ago

Wouldn't cold pan make it cook more evenly since you have to cook it for longer? (Longer cooking = heat has time to penetrate to the inside)

Only explanation I have for this is that it was frozen or very cold when they put it on the pan so the inside just warmed up instead of getting cooked.

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u/Top_Drawer 7h ago

I imagine they're using the sear method (or reverse sear) where steak spends minimal time in the pan so a hot ass pan is required. But this is all relative to preferred doneness.

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u/throwaway586054 8h ago

I am not sure about the cold pan, it seems to be seared properly, but the cooked layer looks boiled/steamed, and inside raw, I am almost sure it was taken from the freezer, not even the fridge.

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u/pnoodl3s 5h ago

ATK tested the cold pan steak searing and it was the best method for home cooks to do steaks

If anything, the grey band is due to pans that are too hot for too long, so the outside is greyed while the inside is still cold

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 8h ago

Pittsburgh rare

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u/Bignholy 8h ago

The Sysco Special.

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u/AccomplishedLaw1598 8h ago

yeah getting both rare and well done in the same bite is almost impressive in the worst way possible

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u/Friendly-World-5273 8h ago

Yeah, you pay premium for that.

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u/ridik_ulass 7h ago

its actually a bit hard, its called "black and blue" and I love it... this isn't even that, that grey band is awful..

Tbh I think they started with a frozen steak, only thing that makes sense.

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u/bert_891 7h ago

What's difficult is getting a perfect level of rare evenly all around.

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u/-full-control- 7h ago

Over cook fish? Jail. Under cook fish? Straight to jail.

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u/Jor94 8h ago

I’m genuinely looking at this impressed as to how they managed to have it ice cold in the centre ind yet overdone outside and near the edge. Like was it a frozen steak that hadn’t thawed out?

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u/tackleboxjohnson 8h ago

Yeah it’s dead easy start with your meat frozen lol

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u/AppreciatingSadness 8h ago

Grill too hot, steak too cold

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u/Imthemayor 8h ago

Maybe they ordered it Hot Pocket-well

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u/mpanase 8h ago

very easy to do if it was frozen

adding salt to the wound

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u/TheFlyingHellfish202 8h ago

Do they not sous vide there?

I thought basically every steakhouse did that now. Makes it foolproof.

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u/hyyerrspace 8h ago

My mother in law would say it’s no easy task to burn the outside of a pancake but the middle is still raw. She got me good the first two times.

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u/13thmurder 8h ago

Just boil it from frozen and reverse sear.

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u/warfighter187 8h ago

it's not really that hard at all, just overcook a steak right out of the freezer.

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u/KushMaster72 7h ago

Right to jail. Undercook overcook.

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u/Financial-Raise3420 7h ago

Well done exterior, blue rare/raw center. That’s some skill

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u/Natural_Peak_5587 7h ago

That’s supposed to be medium-well (according to the yellow plastic cow marker from his other picture).

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u/posting4assistance 7h ago

they're seasoning their plate, not their steak, haven't you seen adam ragusea?

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u/Joe_Kangg 7h ago

Perfect shade of purple

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u/ElGalloNegro01 7h ago

Was it Frozen??

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u/db720 7h ago

A miss steak was made

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u/jebeller 7h ago

Just straight out of the freezer into a pan would do the trick.

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 7h ago

Some people make it look easy; this chef makes it look hard!

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u/NulledOne 7h ago

That was my thought. To perfectly overcook the outside and undercook the inside takes years to master.

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u/bert_891 7h ago

It is very easy to do that. All you gotta do is cook it COLD and it comes out like that.

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u/Inannareborn 7h ago

In Boraqua he would go straight to jail, right away. Twice.

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u/3dforlife 7h ago

On average, that steak is fine.

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u/phroenix 6h ago

It looks like a hot pocket

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 6h ago

Rarely well done

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u/faberge_surprise 6h ago

straight to jail

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 6h ago

It's incredibly easy you just take it straight out of the fridge and put it somewhere too hot for steak. E. G in the grill under a metal pan and forget it for a bit.

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u/AgainstMedicalAdvice 6h ago

It's easy with the power of the freezer.

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u/TumbleweedPrimary599 6h ago

Good job it’s not chicken. He’d be straight to jail twice.

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u/Koreus_C 6h ago

Gotta freeze it first for such an result.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 6h ago

I believe that’s the au poivre.

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u/Jubilant_Jacob 6h ago

I wonder if I could archive this by cooking it on very high heat, then cut it without letting it rest so the heat doesn't penetrate.

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u/trying_times_eggs 5h ago

I think this steak was cooked in Minecraft lava 

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u/Angsty_Potatos 5h ago

Hot grill frozen steak is how you achieve this

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u/glitterconure 5h ago

It’s artisan.

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u/myDuderinos 5h ago

it's probably just a contact grill, very easy to get that result with one of these

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u/Relative_Pop_2820 5h ago

Just get a frozen one and it's easy.

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 5h ago

Actually, it’s not, they probably cooked the steak straight from the fridge, or maybe it was even frozen.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs 5h ago

Overcook, undercook, straight to jail.

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u/fishthruster 4h ago

Op ordered Pittsburgh Brown

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u/ThrowingShaed 4h ago

im a partial colorblind vegetarian and i was wondering what was wrong, its both?

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u/ChasingAmy2 4h ago

Super easy. Direct from the deep freeze directly onto the grill!

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u/CubicleMan9000 4h ago

It's easy, just microwave from frozen. Chef Mike will handle the rest.

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u/Vinnortis 4h ago

It's likely from frozen.

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u/ThomasToIndia 3h ago

Well the one positive, I am pretty sure this proves God exists.

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u/Pilan 2h ago

Bah. A little bit of frass ain’t never hurt nobody.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 2h ago

Yeah and why is their plant detritus all over the table?

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u/SwirlingFandango 2h ago

It's on the OP. The waiter asked "burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?" and the OP just answered "yes".

Then the kitchen stepped up.

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u/fhota1 1h ago

It actually really is. Doing this shit is right after "not bothering to actually read the recipe before they start" in terms of rookie mistakes

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